Worst Excuse for a Human Being Contest 2008 |
10-1. JormungandWhat a pathetic excuse for a knight! He wears no armor, never slays any dragons, he can't even win a drinking contest! Red & Gold knights always defeat him! Not only is he number o...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Wed, 28 May 2008 11:42:00 PST |
Jormungand and Lady Red are fucking wankers |
To whom this may concern, Hello, I'm Count Judas. A strong representative to the Gold Team and trustee to the Gold Knight. Have you been thinking about switching teams?...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:32:00 PST |
Have I ever mentioned who god damned pretty I am? |
I should say this more often, shouldn't I?
I am excellence in the art of looking so damned good. Take a picture if you'd like, in fact, why don't you take two of them, keep one for yourself.
En...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:48:00 PST |
My attempt at poetry |
I have noticed a lot of you enjoy the finer areas of literature and like to type up your own poetry for the world to see. I will now show you what real poetry is supposed to look like...wonderful gold...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:22:00 PST |
Am I surronded by the world's dumbest people? Or by the world's dumbest people? |
I had to fire three fucking servants today. No one washed my clothes & no one could find my cane.... BECAUSE ONE OF YOU FUCKING MORONS TOOK IT AT THE BEAT KITCHEN SHOW!
Luckily, the curse of DvB ...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:28:00 PST |
So much drugs, so much sex..... |
Blog: Where whiny little pricks cry about how much their lives suck, or where Judas writes about how awesome he is, because it's fucking true!
Tomorrow is the Q101ish Kasket show at ye olde Beat Kit...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:41:00 PST |
I'm not dead.... stop it! |
Stop writting obituaries about me, I cannot die, I'm fucking immortal! This is the 134th time one of these nasty things has been written about me, the associated press needs to be in the know you fuck...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:33:00 PST |
Kasketeer Annivsery |
This November marks the one year anniversery of the Kasketeers and the Kasketeers group on myspace. You Kasketeers have been either fucking crazy and a scourge to us at the shows, or entirely too bori...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 02:38:00 PST |
We Grow Stronger |
Gentleman Lady Red has joined The Council today. We grow stronger and the time will be upon us to once again take power. But, we still need more members in order to gain that power once again.
A memb...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST |
Whom ever took pictures of me at Clearwater please read..... Council News |
If you took a picture of me at The Clearwater Theater during the last Kasket performance, you owe me $200. Please write me a check and send it to my mansion on Rochester Hill.
Mr Bodengaz is now a pa...
Posted by COUNT JUDA$ on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 10:02:00 PST |
