I won both the Medal of Honor and the Nobel Peace Prize. I was a pugilist at Harvard, a rancher in our majestic wilderness, discovered a river in South America (which bears my name), and shot most of the Animals you see on display in the Smithsonian Natural History Museum while on safari in Africa. I led the charge up San Juan Hill and When our fine nation finally decided to enter the great war I demanded the right to lead a division into battle, Mr. Wilson refused. I also wrote the most trusted record of the naval war of 1812 and was considered the foremost expert on American big game during my life time. Oh Yeah, I was also president.
