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Shelly

I'm fuckin sick of it all

About Me

I'm never home, either working or out drinking. I am pretty creative and am going to be filthy rich some day because of it. I love little dogs and want one to carry around in a bag. I enjoy writing on styrofoam, sleeping in my new satin sheets, wed. nights, being smart, glitter, eating fairly oddparents mac and cheese, drooling over guys with long hair, and buying makeup and lingerie even if I dont have anyone to wear it for. But now I do!! I hate liars, cleaning anything, bugs, bad tippers, when your nail polish chips, stupid girls, and guys that tuck in tee shirts. What do I do you ask? I am a DJ at exit on WED. nights, so you better come in!!!!!! I am also bartending there Monday, Tues. and Thursday nights. I am a fashion designer and am very influenced by music sources... mostly metal if you havent noticed. I work with a lot of leathers, vinyls, studs and spikes. I am very easygoing and open minded. Anything else you want to know.... just ask.

My Interests

Making things (jewerly, clothing), drinking, keeping myself occupied, dogs in hats and costumes, relaxing whenever possible, reading, art, shopping, eating, working, doing my boyfriend, watching t.v., acting silly, going to shows

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp and uhhh my favorite designer Betsey Johnson... and anyone worthy of my interest. New rule: if the Bible is in your Books catergory, don't bother requesting me as a friend. Last time I looked at one, it butst into flames. So I would not like to meet you. Don't hit that button! Don't you dare!..

Movies:

Hmm so many good ones. I love movies like Blow, Casino and Goodfellas, but my favorite are Little Shop of Horrors and Hairspray (yes they are musicals)

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Lifetime, Rosanne, SOPRANOS! Cosby show, Best Week ever, anything good on demand

Books:

Anything by Stephen King or Anna Maxted

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson and Butch Walker