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David

Pull the trigger....Ignore the stain

About Me

i'm just a q without a u. somebody buy me a vowel? fuck, at this point, just give me an O...

My Interests

my dog jackson, bartenders, the smell of chlorine, crossword puzzles, earning karma points, whiskey, writing, snowboarding, swimming, making fun of guys in skinny jeans, sax, travel, money, bitches

I'd like to meet:

a bad cover version of you...

Music:

fugazi, wolf parade, pj harvey, jesus lizard, neil young, liars, les savy fav, the national, pulp, okkervil river, the breeders, a-trak, muscles, the clash, neko case, the pogues, sleater-kinney, dead kennedys, metric, the beach boys, super furry animals, m.i.a., dizzee rascal, neutral milk hotel, ted leo, sparklehorse, fleetwood mac, ash, blood on the wall, the smiths, minor threat, jawbreaker, pixies, sonic youth, kid sister, broken social scene, magnetic fields, radiohead, elo, dummy, wilco, madonna, detroit cobras, built to spill, the creatures, imperial teen, arcade fire, the knife , cat power, nick cave, pharcyde, the thermals, justin timberlake!!, talking heads, scratch acid, primal scream, the lemonheads, basement jaxx, jesus and mary chain, television, the replacements, stellastarr, lush, the lovely public, electric six, yo la tengo

Movies:

the discreet charm of the bourgeoisie, chinatown, red, mulholland drive, pan's labyrinth, ed wood, tampopo, spirited away, the player, oldboy, repo man, i married a strange person, the sweet hereafter, true romance, short cuts, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, dead ringers, women on the verge of a nervous breakdown, the piano, hedwig and the angry inch, the last seduction, american movie, safe, you can count on me, the ice storm

Television:

gimme gimme gimme, twin peaks, real time with bill maher, dexter, family guy, strangers with candy, heroes, svu

Books:

pynchon, nabokov, kundera, welsh...life is elsewhere

Heroes:

the brave little toaster

My Blog

lists

So, I've started making lists.  You know, of the "things-to-do" sort.  And guess what?  My productivity has nearly tripled!  (0x3=0)  Just the simple satisfaction of crossing ...
Posted by David on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:27:00 PST

and the parade of retards never ends (no offense to retards)

So, Danielle and I went to the Metro last night to see the Assassins (Merritt, you rock and I wouldn't mind having your love child).  But the crowd, oh, the crowd... The girls looked like undera...
Posted by David on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:53:00 PST

jesus

I don't understand why people feel the need to advertise their affection for Jesus on the back of their car. If Jesus loves you so fuckin' much why do you drive such a beat up piece of shit? With limi...
Posted by David on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:38:00 PST

midgets masturbating...

So I heard somewhere that most midgets can't masturbate because their arms are too short...Is this true? Oh, the humanity...Well, I guess a lil humpin' can be satisfying too. I love to masturbate, a...
Posted by David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST