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About Me

I am my wifes Husband, and my kids Father. I am 'that guy'. I am usually in trouble for one reason or the other with work or something. Ornery is a good word to describe me too. I am stubborn to a fault and can turn any subject into a sick perverted joke. Its a gift.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

I have met the most important person I need to already, my best friend who is also my wife, Brittney. Other than that, I would have to say Brett Favre, one of the greatest quarterbacks of our times. And Osama Bin Laden (because I want to shoot him then shove a hot dog in the bullet hole....try to meet Allah with a pork product stickin out of your chest cavity!!! Jackass!)

Music:

7Nations, DropKick Murphy's, Metallica, 80's music & most other stuff

Movies:

Boondock Saints, 300, Lilo & Stich (No, really, I mean it! That movie Rocks!)

Television:

I dont watch alot of TV, The Shield and Family Guy.

Books:

Robert Jordan, R.A. Salvatore, Terry Brooks, John Sanford, Stephen Hunter, and Tom Clancy. I will read other authors (like Playboy) but I usually dont follow any others (except Playboy) with as much interest.

Heroes:

The usual...makers of Guiness, Playboy model nipple fluffers, drinkers of Jaegermeister, the list goes on.....

My Blog

F*$K Myanmar

   Okay, I am defanitly going to rant a bit with this one. I will get right to it.    First of all, why the hell would they be barring the International Relief Fund personnel? And...
Posted by 1* on Sat, 10 May 2008 08:21:00 PST

FUNNY COP STUFF

    THIS WAS A POST FROM A FRIEND OF MINE. SHE IS ONE OF THE ULTIMATE HOTTIE COPS. (THE OTHERS SHOULD KNOW WHO THEY ARE....IF NOT, I WILL MAKE SURE THEY KNOW SOON ENOUGH!)- NO I WON'T T...
Posted by 1* on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:31:00 PST

The meaning of life

     Okay, I want to go on record as knowing what the meaning of life is. Usually I rant about something that tee's me off, but tonight, I need to tell the world what I have learned. &n...
Posted by 1* on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:49:00 PST

Thinning the Herd

     Well, here we are again at a crucial point in my thought process where I just dont want to hold it in anymore and will spew forth a great and terrible rant. I cant help myself...
Posted by 1* on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 07:51:00 PST

I love Puppies & Kitties

   Okay, another blog of me ranting and stuff...so be prepared for some words that may just make you ignore me more than you do right now.    I am starting to get really pissed off...
Posted by 1* on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:13:00 PST

GLOCK vs. Springfield XD

     So here I am, trying to find a new duty weapon and I am having a rough time of it. I had a helluva time even deciding if I should even get a new one, but I figure that I need ...
Posted by 1* on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 09:18:00 PST

For: Penn, Robbins, Sarandon and the D.Chicks

    Okay, here is a rant on something that struck a major nerve with me. I was listening to one of my talk shows when they began talking about a certain celebrity that made a major spee...
Posted by 1* on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

Our President and my opinion, not yours....

    Okay, lets see whats on the menu for me to whine and complain about. Oh yeah, the whole world of political incorrectness that the liberal media thrives in due to its hacking about o...
Posted by 1* on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

Moral Compass jacked up

    I am sitting here on the couch near my very pregnant wife listening to her snoring softly waiting for hour to come where she and I go to the hospital and come home with an addition ...
Posted by 1* on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 06:28:00 PST

Rules of a Gunfight

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your officers who have guns. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap. Life is expensive. 3. Only hits count....
Posted by 1* on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 02:17:00 PST