Knucklehead

About Me

Real American Man comes to mind. Some call me Deacon Dr. Nerflac Glide when I roll in my Cadillac. I hunt, fish and lookout for sexy ladies to get naked with in the sauna and hot tub on my estate.

My Interests

beautiful women, collecting huge belt buckles, staring at the sun, running around in circles,fishing, hunting, drinking, smoking, bowling, grilling, woodworking, boating, horseback riding, naked outdoor frolics

I'd like to meet:

Classy ladies who can please their man, strippers that look like Britney Spears, geisha girls. Keep your body looking fine, then maybe you are the one for me...

Music:

Earnest Tubbs, The HeeHaw HonkeyTonks, Flesh Eating Virus, Hootie and the Fish Blow, Jim Neighbors, The Southern Villain Band, Hank Williams Sr., Hank Williams Jr., The Violent Dogpark Shits, Spatula Whacker

Movies:

Lucas, Alive, CHUD, Gigli

Television:

The 700 Club, Babe Winkleman, Spice channel, Discovery channel

Books:

The Ann Landers Story

Heroes:

Theodore Roosevelt

My Blog

Ladies, Knucklehead is the name my saintly mother gave me. It has been passed down the Nerflac family line reserved for the first born male of each generation. I am proud to carry on this tradition ...
Posted by Knucklehead on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Caddy

Touring this fine land at insanely high speeds in my pristine Cadillac Eldorado recreates the exhillerating rush of the first time I made love to a beautiful woman. I was 16 and she was my mom's best...
Posted by Knucklehead on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hunting season

Well friends, I am sick of following hunting season rules....so from now on everything is open season, grab your shotgun and shoot something! Make the snow flow red with animal blood!!!!!!
Posted by Knucklehead on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST