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lemon

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About Me

Heads up, kids: I have recently banded together with some like-minded ladies to form an art collective and you can check us out by viewing The Other Woman's profile. Bringing wonderful art to you in the very near future; check back often for updates. We're also planning on holding some informal get-togethers to discuss current work, so if you're like me and every so often get a hankering for the days of art school crits, please contact me and I'll be sure to invite you when we nail down some times and places.
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lauramckinleyLadies don't let their teeth touch butter. Ladies should not be questioned about their irrational fears (ie talking birds). Ladies don't work after one. Ladies enjoy needlecrafts and irish whiskey. Ladies fall hard. Ladies understand the value of a powerful shower. Ladies don't have to make sense; they just need to be understood. Ladies use napkins to cover the food they don't intend to eat. Ladies will fight until they win. Ladies will melt if you wink at them (no, not you!). Ladies laugh in their sleep. Ladies can't stand the thought of touching eyeballs, or anyone touching theirs. Ladies do not look like Yoda. Ladies flirt with babies. Ladies grab the occasional boob, just because its so big. Ladies will be on your mind and in your heart long after they've given up on you.

My Interests

nackord kenpo karate; aging; the ladies in my life; leaving the doors unlocked; trains that are on-time; farmers' markets; bubblecats; mapes; making lists; drinking games, fighting games and make out games (in that order); boggle; finding the perfect girl for jim mchugh; following rules; bridges; gocco; finding an ulla maija for under $500; figuring out the truth of life

I'd like to meet:

kittens that will spend the night and quietly leave in the morning after the magic has worn off

Music:

COCK NINJAS

Movies:

manhattan, rushmore, american movie, rocky, punch drunk love, frenzy, the godfather and other mobster movies, paths to glory and other war movies

Television:

house

Books:

the tipping point, as i lay dying, notes from the underground, stiff, crumb sketchbooks, ed parker's infinite insights, richard hittleman's 30 day yoga plan

My Blog

the hotness is on the horizon...

Debutante Set, September 22nd-November 2nd, 2007   September 22, 2007 (PHILADELPHIA) - Debutante Set, an exhibition of new artwork by the members of The Other Woman (a ladies art collective) ...
Posted by lemon on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST

GET SOME

I am in the process of compiling my mailing list for art announcements. If you are interested in receiving pretty postcards and the like please send me your mailing address, and while you're at it, yo...
Posted by lemon on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST