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Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling)

From all the drinks, I get drunk off music

About Me

I'm great at sleeping.
Sometimes I feel like a bunny riding a turtle, and sometimes I don't.
I want to work at WNYX - NewsRadio.
I have a dusting injury
I puke on Madison Ave in the middle of the afternoon




I can name that Full House episode in 2 lines.

My Interests

the one and only Pappy
watching television for as long as I want/ cats.. doin' it/ tattoos.. Cock Ninjas/ Coloring books.. Crayons/ WaWa.. pop culture (including pop culture games where I can show off how much I really know)/ drunk dials.. taking drunken pictures/ pajamas.. staying in bed all day/ crossword puzzles.. pizza/ records.. dying my hair/ sexy shoes.. dirty pictures/ drinking with straws.. my sailor mouth/ trading clothes in bar bathrooms.. quizzo/ being nosy.. flirting/ Jamba Juice.. being a bitch/ wanting what i can't have.. insanity/ not making plans.. money/ writing papers about Full House.. bowling/ Megan.. snoozing/ food.. drinking/ reading.. shopping/ drinking water.. Shag/ water pistols.. coupons/ nipple clamps.. whipped cream/ dorkiness.. canoodling/ dirty jokes and talk.. your mom

Hates:
waking up early /homework.. waiting for the bus/ sobering up.. you

I'd like to meet:

Not you...

Morrissey, Elvis Costello, Al Green, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie, Chuck Klosterman.. blah blah.

Music:

Hall & Oats

Movies:

Lolita/ Breakfast at Tiffany's.. PCU/ Pump up the Volume.. Clue/ Revenge of the Nerds: Nerds in Paradise.. Dazed and Confused/ 200 Cigarettes.. Annie Hall/ Office Space.. Manhattan Murder Mystery/ Gentleman Prefer Blondes.. Over the Edge/ Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.. American Beauty/ Princess Bride.. Napoleon Dynomite/ Drugstore Cowboy.. Pretty in Pink/ Say Anything.. Breakfast Club/ Sixteen Candles.. Grosse Point Blank/ High Fidelity.. Heathers/ License To Drive.. Rushmore/ American Psycho.. Murderball/ She's Out of Control.. Adventures in Babysitting/ Dream a Little Dream.. Mean Girls/ 24 Hour Party People.. The Life Aquatic/ The Royal Tannenbaums.. American Psycho/ Vision Quest.. Jawbreaker/ National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.. Gia/ Buster Keaton films

Television:

My tattoos of 'television' spelled phonetically and a retro tv on the other side.
Family Guy/ Kids in the Hall.. NewsRadio/ Growing Pains.. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (aka MXC)/ House Hunters.. Chappelle's Show/ Pee Wee's Play House.. General Hospital/ SpongeBob.. VH1 Classic: We Are the 80's-Classic Soul-The Alternative/ the Classic Disco and Retroactive Music Choice channels.. South Park/ Scrubs.. infomercials (olds ones)/ Grounded For Life.. Street Smarts/ Desperate Housewives.. Reno 911/ Laguna Beach (it's great to drink to).. Surreal Life (sometimes)/ Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.. People's Court/ Full House.. Committed/ The Soup.. Best Week Ever/ Myth Busters.. Boy Meets World/ Daily Show.. The Montel episodes when Sylvia Browne is on/ Maury's 'who's my baby daddy?' shows.. Beavis and Butthead/ Free cable porn on Channel 35 makes me laugh.. Access Hollywood/ MotorMouth.. King of Queens/ When Disco Ruled the World.. Small Wonder/ Solid Gold.. David Letterman/ Rainbow Brite.. Arrested Development/ Mr. Show.. Mind of Mencia/ Blind Date.. Mad TV (sometimes)/ The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.. Get the Picture/ Double Dare.. old episodes of Worlds Strongest Man competitions/ Cash Cab.. Can't Get a Date/ Celebrity Eye Candy.. Out of Practice/ Finders Keepers.. 2 1/2 Men/ Silver Spoons
there's more... I watch lots of TV
(it's kinda my life)

Books:

Lolita/ Breakfast at Tiffany's.. Naked/ Edge of the Bed: How Dirty Pictures Changed My Life/ Why We Buy.. The Body Project/ Girl's Guide to Taking Over the World.. Answered Prayers/ Stilllife With Woodpecker.. Half Alseep in Frog Pajamas/ Skinny Legs and All.. Jitterbug Perfume/ Choke.. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Demin/ Sohpie's World.. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs/ Go Dogs Go.. Fox in Socks/ The Sex Revolts.. The Ethical Slut/ State by State with The State.. Jimmy James Macho Business Donkey Wrestler/ Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs.. Fargo Rock City/ The Day My Butt Went Psycho..Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/ A Pocket for Corduroy.. Where The Sidewalk Ends/Big Book of Racism..Running With Scissors/ The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.. Answered Prayers/ Pop Culture Idiocy Quiz.. 448 Things to Fear and Why/ The Hypochondriac's Handbook.. She Bop/ The Bust Guide to the New Girl Order.. Killing Yourself to Live (85% of a True Story)
' "Most important, though, is that we inanimate objects have an ethical responsibility not to shatter the prevailing reality of human beings. Conch Shell was adamant about that. If a man saw me locomoting, why he'd think he'd gone insane or else witnessed a miracle. Can o' Beans says that people are too fragile for miracles." "Honto des'," the vibrator said, sagely. "Is true. Two thousand year ago, virgin give birth. People still not get over it. Ha-ha-ha." '

Heroes:

Cory Matthews when he saves John Adams High from burning down/ Judge Milian.. Uncle Jesse/ Nile Rodgers

My Blog

This is taking up all my time.. it may suck you in too

You know her and can't take your eyes off her nails Wednesdays on Montell... but some people have way too much time on their hands... including me, because i'm reading all of it:   Stop Sylv...
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:27:00 PST

i know what some of you will be thinking when you read this..

how lazy am i?    here's an example:   last night i dreamt that i was sleeping. has that happened to anyone else?
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST

megan made me realize i haven't done this in a while

1. What are your siblings MIDDLE names?my sister doesn't have one, my brother's is scott 2. Where is your dad right now?probably at work 3. What was the last thing you said?"love you too" to my mommy ...
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:59:00 PST

random shower time thoughts. volume 3

what's the different between Go-Tarts and Pop Tarts? They are both quite easy to handle. I never remember bringing a Pop Tart to school thinking 'gee, i wish this were easier to transport'. then ther...
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:06:00 PST

Know your surroundings (for real)

Time to meet the criminals near you!   i found there is someone near me that sexully assualted a 27 year old woman, yikes!...
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

i have a cat on my ass and a pain in my head, so here

I'm lazy. and hungover. blah   1. of all the bands & artists in your collection, which one do you have the most of?Probably Smiths/Morrissey. but also Hole (from like 13 years ago...) 2. what...
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:06:00 PST

NOW i know my ABC's (finally)

sitting here in NYC super sleepy due to last night's festivities. came up this morning after sleeping for not long at all and drinking lots but it was worth it to see megan, nick and jay. now i'm just...
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 12:51:00 PST

not so much shower time thoughts volume 2

is will smith still friends with dj jazzy jeff?         because he would be an asshole if he wasn't
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

maybe one of the funniest things i've read lately

this won't disappoint. it's totally worth all your time. i'm going to read all of these comments people posted about this product today. come back here and post what your favorite ones are, if you hav...
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST

My weekend of stress and drinking

Saturday was my graduation party which went pretty well, i think. i'm still braindead from it, but that shouldn't be a surprise. i'm just so glad it's over because dealing with my dad on the...
Posted by Lisa Lisa (Tenderoni, if we're bowling) on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 08:00:00 PST