the one and only Pappy
watching television for as long as I want/ cats.. doin' it/ tattoos.. Cock Ninjas/ Coloring books.. Crayons/ WaWa.. pop culture (including pop culture games where I can show off how much I really know)/ drunk dials.. taking drunken pictures/ pajamas.. staying in bed all day/ crossword puzzles.. pizza/ records.. dying my hair/ sexy shoes.. dirty pictures/ drinking with straws.. my sailor mouth/ trading clothes in bar bathrooms.. quizzo/ being nosy.. flirting/ Jamba Juice.. being a bitch/ wanting what i can't have.. insanity/ not making plans.. money/ writing papers about Full House.. bowling/ Megan.. snoozing/ food.. drinking/ reading.. shopping/ drinking water.. Shag/ water pistols.. coupons/ nipple clamps.. whipped cream/ dorkiness.. canoodling/ dirty jokes and talk.. your mom
Hates:
waking up early /homework.. waiting for the bus/ sobering up.. you
Not you...
Morrissey, Elvis Costello, Al Green, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie, Chuck Klosterman.. blah blah.
Hall & Oats
Lolita/ Breakfast at Tiffany's.. PCU/ Pump up the Volume.. Clue/ Revenge of the Nerds: Nerds in Paradise.. Dazed and Confused/ 200 Cigarettes.. Annie Hall/ Office Space.. Manhattan Murder Mystery/ Gentleman Prefer Blondes.. Over the Edge/ Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.. American Beauty/ Princess Bride.. Napoleon Dynomite/ Drugstore Cowboy.. Pretty in Pink/ Say Anything.. Breakfast Club/ Sixteen Candles.. Grosse Point Blank/ High Fidelity.. Heathers/ License To Drive.. Rushmore/ American Psycho.. Murderball/ She's Out of Control.. Adventures in Babysitting/ Dream a Little Dream.. Mean Girls/ 24 Hour Party People.. The Life Aquatic/ The Royal Tannenbaums.. American Psycho/ Vision Quest.. Jawbreaker/ National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.. Gia/ Buster Keaton films
My tattoos of 'television' spelled phonetically and a retro tv on the other side.
Family Guy/ Kids in the Hall.. NewsRadio/ Growing Pains.. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge (aka MXC)/ House Hunters.. Chappelle's Show/ Pee Wee's Play House.. General Hospital/ SpongeBob.. VH1 Classic: We Are the 80's-Classic Soul-The Alternative/ the Classic Disco and Retroactive Music Choice channels.. South Park/ Scrubs.. infomercials (olds ones)/ Grounded For Life.. Street Smarts/ Desperate Housewives.. Reno 911/ Laguna Beach (it's great to drink to).. Surreal Life (sometimes)/ Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.. People's Court/ Full House.. Committed/ The Soup.. Best Week Ever/ Myth Busters.. Boy Meets World/ Daily Show.. The Montel episodes when Sylvia Browne is on/ Maury's 'who's my baby daddy?' shows.. Beavis and Butthead/ Free cable porn on Channel 35 makes me laugh.. Access Hollywood/ MotorMouth.. King of Queens/ When Disco Ruled the World.. Small Wonder/ Solid Gold.. David Letterman/ Rainbow Brite.. Arrested Development/ Mr. Show.. Mind of Mencia/ Blind Date.. Mad TV (sometimes)/ The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.. Get the Picture/ Double Dare.. old episodes of Worlds Strongest Man competitions/ Cash Cab.. Can't Get a Date/ Celebrity Eye Candy.. Out of Practice/ Finders Keepers.. 2 1/2 Men/ Silver Spoons
there's more... I watch lots of TV
(it's kinda my life)
Lolita/ Breakfast at Tiffany's.. Naked/ Edge of the Bed: How Dirty Pictures Changed My Life/ Why We Buy.. The Body Project/ Girl's Guide to Taking Over the World.. Answered Prayers/ Stilllife With Woodpecker.. Half Alseep in Frog Pajamas/ Skinny Legs and All.. Jitterbug Perfume/ Choke.. Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Demin/ Sohpie's World.. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs/ Go Dogs Go.. Fox in Socks/ The Sex Revolts.. The Ethical Slut/ State by State with The State.. Jimmy James Macho Business Donkey Wrestler/ Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs.. Fargo Rock City/ The Day My Butt Went Psycho..Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/ A Pocket for Corduroy.. Where The Sidewalk Ends/Big Book of Racism..Running With Scissors/ The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time.. Answered Prayers/ Pop Culture Idiocy Quiz.. 448 Things to Fear and Why/ The Hypochondriac's Handbook.. She Bop/ The Bust Guide to the New Girl Order.. Killing Yourself to Live (85% of a True Story)
' "Most important, though, is that we inanimate objects have an ethical responsibility not to shatter the prevailing reality of human beings. Conch Shell was adamant about that. If a man saw me locomoting, why he'd think he'd gone insane or else witnessed a miracle. Can o' Beans says that people are too fragile for miracles."
"Honto des'," the vibrator said, sagely. "Is true. Two thousand year ago, virgin give birth. People still not get over it. Ha-ha-ha." '
Cory Matthews when he saves John Adams High from burning down/ Judge Milian.. Uncle Jesse/ Nile Rodgers