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Kelly

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

About Me



My Interests

Big hair, Politics, Ye-Ye Girls and bobby-soxin'.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

'50s/'60s Pop, '30s/'40s Crooners, Traditional Pop, Bratty girl bands, '60s garage and Mod, punk, Metal, Power Pop, French Ye-Ye, Mod Revival, Rockabilly, OLD Country, girl singers who have nothing to offer but their big hair, '50s instrumentals, boys who sing falsetto and play the keytar, New Wave, No Wave, really bad religious songs sung by dolls and puppets.

Movies:

Gore/Horror, Beach Party films, anything starring Lee Marvin.

Television:

Gidget

Books:

True Crime Books, Biographies.

Heroes:

Lee Marvin, The Gipper and the United States Military

My Blog

All New Halloween No-No

If you hang yourself, can the ACLU & NAACP sue you in absentia for being a racist jerk? "Racist" Halloween prop removed from family home   "A hangman's noose circled the neck of a black-hoode...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:22:00 PST

Fun with Cat Torture

Since Farfur the anti-Zionist Mickey Mouse knock-off was killed off, those poor Palestinian children are stuck with Nahool, the animal abusing anti-zionist bee.   Shh!  PETA only cares about what Amer...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 12:36:00 PST

Poison Shanghai

I was gonna use the old "Yellow Peril" line, but i don't wanna hear from the PC Police. But, the shoe does fit. You get what you pay for:  More poison from China   First, dog food was r...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 06:39:00 PST

More proof that it works!

Communist China:   A woman, 44, who is suffering from cancer but cannot afford medical costs, sits on a rooftop during a suicide attempt as a rescue worker stops her in Shenyang, capital of nort...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 07:31:00 PST

AlGore-ithms

Algorithm: a small procedure that solves a recurrent problem. AlGore-ithm: a recurrent problem that solves nothing. This clip is being passed around the internets (you know, the thing Al Gore invented...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:58:00 PST

IJS, now with more T & A

"Instant Jihad Syndrome", now with more Taqiyya & Apologies. Article (thanks, LGF): UNC assault driver says "oops!"   But, first, a refresher: Taheri-azar admitted to driving his vehicle into...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST

Artistic Sausage

  I have no reason for posting this article. But, these two little creatures are adorable, edible and talented.  And I wanted to share.   Article:  What your bacon sandwich was up ...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:03:00 PST

Rising mercury in the Executive Mansion?

Although, Fred Thompson has yet to officially announce his candidacy for '08, all signs seem to point to "Yes!".  And he's getting a lot of buzz and support from Conservatives already.  And ...
Posted by Kelly on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:18:00 PST

Summer of...forget it

I saw some tv commerical (Ameriprise?) with Dennis Hopper talking about how all those smelly ex-Summer of Lovers are now old enough to retire.  It's about damn time! Apparently, some of thos...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

Robert "Hitch'em 'n' Stitch'em" Mitchum

I think the following video is Jane Fonda's favorite tv clip of all-time.   (via Gutfeld)   Nuke 'em!  Man, he was one tough cookie.  Kinda harsh.  Of course...
Posted by Kelly on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:19:00 PST