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Mr. Dave

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About Me

Did you ever get the feeling that you were actually retarded but that you were somehow attractive enough that nobody ever noticed?
yeah.
I get that feeling about you too.

My Interests

Not getting hit in the crotch

I'd like to meet:

and anyone who is content with the half assed effort I put into being nice.

Music:

Why do bands on myspace always want you to vote for them? Do they get money or something if they win? If so I'd be happy to vote as long as I get a cut.

Television:

I seem to watch an awful lot of cartoons.

Books:

Feel free to recommend some good reading.

Heroes:

Popeye, cause he's awesome like me.

My Blog

In a world without Garfield...

I stumbled upon this and thought I would share with the class: Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about s...
Posted by Mr. Dave on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:48:00 PST

A dream I had

So here's the dream I had after hopping into bed right after eating a bowl of chili: I'm sharing my house with two lesbian roommates. They had those freakish lesbian little boy haircuts and they hate ...
Posted by Mr. Dave on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:35:00 PST

Superman Lives and fights a giant spider with a lil' gay black dude

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Posted by Mr. Dave on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:44:00 PST

Would you like some Home made Sprite?

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Posted by Mr. Dave on Sat, 12 May 2007 03:37:00 PST

Invisible

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Posted by Mr. Dave on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 05:12:00 PST