Audrey. baking. behavior. bowling. Buttler. camping. children. cooking. evolution. grammar. holistic health. impromptu dance parties. Lisa. list-making. m. bovie. monster ballads. my brother. naps. narrative theory. non-human primates. organizing. paraphilias. party dresses. polka dots. postmodern feminism. potty humour. self-care/help/improvement. semicolons. sexology. shoes. social theory. swearing. trauma. travel. vocab words.
One hundred puppies, preferably 100 ridiculous-looking ones at the same time.
SPM. I know it's gonna happen someday...
90's Alternative. British Invasion. Brit Pop. Dream Pop. Electronica. Funk. Glam Rock. Hair Metal. Industrial. Italian Opera. Madchester. Neo-Electro. New Wave. Post-Punk. Proto-Punk. Shoegaze. Synth Pop. Underground Hip-Hop.
Also: Egg Babies.
Always: The Smiths & Morrissey
24 Hour Party People. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Clue. Drugstore Cowboy. Dumb & Dumber. Easy Rider. FUBAR. Goonies. Half Baked. Harold & Kumar. Harold & Maude. Midnight Cowboy. My Life With Morrissey. Old School. Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion. Usual Suspects. Velvet Goldmine. Zoolander.
Also: Allen. Anderson (x2). Araki. Burton. Coen. Coppola. Crowe (80's). Gilliam. Guest. Hughes (80's). Jarmusch. Jeunet. Kubrick. Lynch. Scorsese. Tarantino. Waters.
Pretty much anything with John Cusack, Parker Posey, or Bill Murray.
21 Jump Street. Absolutely Fabulous. Adult Swim (the funny stuff). Ali G. Beavis & Butthead. Carnivale. Colbert Report. Daily Show. Dead Like Me. Deadwood. Family Guy. Father Ted. Firefly. Fishing with John. Freaks & Geeks. Jackass. Reno 911. Six Feet Under. SOAPnet. State. Strangers with Candy. Tom Green. Twin Peaks. Young Ones.
Barthes. Bataille. Bely. Brodsky. Bulgakov. Capote. Danielewski. Deleuze. Dostoevsky. Eco. Ellis. Erofeev. Faulkner. Foucault. Freud. Genet. Irigaray. Kafka. Lacan. Lalumiere. Madison. Murakami. Nabokov. Nietzsche. Pelevin. Pynchon. Robbe-Grillet. Sade. Sartre. Selby. Toole. Thompson. Wilde. Zamyatin. Zizek.
Books about Morrisssey (fiction and nonfiction).
catalogs. cookbooks. magazines. newspapers. but mostly textbooks & peer-reviewed journals.
Check This Sh*t Out Alternatives to Marriage Project
Apostrophe Protection Society
Bennett Madison
Bitch
Ethical Atheist
The Innocence Project
Institute for Women's Policy Research
National Coalition Against Domestic Violence
National Organization for Women
ReadyMade
Real Simple
Mom. Terri Nunn. Simone de Beauvoir. Ralf Hütter and Florian Schneider. Vince Clarke. Aldus Manutius. Jon Stewart. Whoever invented Post-Its. And, of course, Charles Darwin.