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About Me

I am one hell of a dude. I'm guessing that you suck. That's why your sitting at home in front of your computer with your pants down, wanting, wishing, and hopeing, for me to be your "web buddy." Well here I am freaks. Let's do this thang! Let me tell you nerds a little about myself... You know, I run ten miles and skin a fuckin' cat before breakfast. Then I make cups all day. It's alot more technical than you think. So if you don't respect my honed skill, blow me. My favorite color is plum paisley, my current crush is Tyne Daily, (what a booty). There is no better entertainer that has ever lived other than Tiny Tim, and new age music is hot! ...And so am I girls, so lay low on the e-mails and sexual fantasy requests, there's just too many per day. You probably wouln't be able to handle me anyway. I might be 2 inches tall, but I have a very large and unique apparatus. Yeah ladies, I work out.xxooP.S. Please feel free to leave your stupid questions and comments, I really do love hearing from you jerkoffs, but PLEASE DO NOT leave some enormous fucking photo or banner in my damn comment section. If you do not abide by my one simple rule I will hunt you down, find your mother, and punch her so hard that your grandparents will feel it. Oh, and ladies, please feel free to send any and all of the erotic photo's you want. You know girls, I work out. Can you not tell from the photo? I will have you know, that working the "styro2000" cup generator is a physically demanding job.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Tiny Tim, Star Jones, The cast of Lidsville, G. Gordon Liddy, Lando Calrissian, Joan Rivers, Bobby the Bucket Boy, Ted Turner, Keely Smith, and hot broads that know how to worship and treat a real man. Not unlike myself.

My Blog

Think!!

Question authority!! Then let us again examine whether that is a sound statement, or do we let it pass, and if one of us, or someone else, merely says that something is so, do we accept that it...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 23:42:00 GMT

GRRRRRRRRRRReat!

JANET FRANKSTON LORINAssociated PressNEWARK, N.J. - A doctor pleaded guilty Thursday to stealing a hand from a cadaver at the University of Medicine and Dentistry in Newark. The hand was later found b...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 01:39:00 GMT

A wise man ...

...once told me, that every time he listened to the band Rush,it sucked out a little piece of his soul. I think he was right.
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 14:52:00 GMT

Word for the day:?

The word for today is: Crotchcricket. It has a nice ring to it.
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:44:00 GMT

More brain shit!

Eat a Brain-Healthy Diet. A diet rich in omega-3 fatty acids (commonly found in fish), protein, antioxidants, fruits and vegetables and vitamin B; low in trans fats; and with an appropriate level of c...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:59:00 GMT

The Difference...

The difference between a beginner and a master is...That the master never loses the beginners state of mind.
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 08:40:00 GMT

Here ya go...dickheads

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and makeclockwise circles with! it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your righthand. Your foot will chang...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:58:00 GMT

A note to Ne'er do well's and lazy fucks!

> >>The ant works hard in the with ering heat all> summer long, building his> > >>house and laying up supp...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 15:03:00 GMT

guffaw...dickbags!

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and saidto them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case ofgonorrhea in the convent.""Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm sotired of c...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:05:00 GMT

another hobby...

greetings slackjaws,...in my spare time, i have found a new hobby in bird watching.i have found many new birds, includeing...1. the blue titted dickweed2. the green breasted shitbreather3. the red cro...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 16:20:00 GMT