Me sits in me cave, sometimes the sun shines in and hurts Batboy's eyes. Oh, the Sun! How it pains Batboy. Me only wish Batboy was real normal boy like the little white kid from Diff'rent Strokes.
Me want meet anyone. Batboy very lonely, Batboy can't live with self. Batboy is freak of nature. Please help Batboy.
Batboy loves that Outkast song with the Polaroid. Shake it, shake it!
Batboy enjoys early period Soviet cinema and the films of Sadjat Ray.
Nature, Diff'rent Strokes, Bill O'Reilly's No Spin Zone, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy
Nadja, Kant's Critique of Pure Reason, Quine Word and Object, Spinoza, Dante's Divine Comedy, The Brothers Karamazov, Weekly World News
Batman.