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smoking shouldn't make you feel like you want to die....

About Me

first things first... i am Polish... naturally blonde... born on april fool's day... and my mother dropped me on my head at 4 weeks old... fracturing the whole left side of my skull right above the ear... no lie... i'm the biggest dork you'll meet... i snort when i laugh... i am in a constant state of falling over... and generally things just go to shit when i'm near them, be it breakables falling or just the entire bathroom stops working properly... small everyday things that let me know that murphy and his laws are some of my closest friends... best way to put it... yes, i do think i'm better than everyone else... and i don't think much of myself...
Pamela was
a Demented Serial Killer
in a past life.

Discover your past lives @ Quiz Me

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My Interests

staring at my friends.... living life like a rock star

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I'd like to meet:

ones that don't suck...

Music:

cyndi lauper, the ramones, frankenstein, pouges, the cramps, 80's shit, journey, the queers, iggy(stooges or not), lubricated goat, various garage, the archies, the dickies, nick cave, gogol bordelo, ABBA, and that one song from o-zone...

Movies:

snatch... i want a pig farm!!!!!

Television:

daily show with jon stewart, futurama, simpsons, animal planet, discovery, crap like that....

Books:

i've been known to read

Heroes:

cyndi lauper

My Blog

platypus.... thanks to uberkreep...

http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/genetics/2008-05-08-pla typus-genetic-map_N.htm Gene map proves platypus is part bird, mammal and reptile By Rohan Sullivan, Associated Press SYDNEY, Australia  Sc...
Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Tue, 27 May 2008 10:47:00 PST

why i'm every guys dream...

As it turns out, pam is aroused by ...Three stooges marathons'What">http://www.quizuniverse.com/quiz.php?id=54">'What crazy thing are you aroused by?' at http://www.quizuniverse.com" style="color: #FF...
Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:29:00 PST

i'm angry... but to fucking lazy to do anything about it...

You scored as Anger. Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath. Anger58%Pride50%Sloth33%Envy33%Lust17%Gluttony17%Greed8%Whic h of the S...
Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Thu, 18 May 2006 09:39:00 PST

she's got...

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Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oi... Care Bear stare

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Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

got milk?

and there might be more than one of me... Take the quiz: "Serial Killer Quiz"The Green River KillerYou are somewhat methodical, as you kill women and leave their bodies in the Green River....
Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

anybody up for a Lynching?

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Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cute and fluffy sex

Take the What animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz ...
Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yes, but i still have my teeth...

Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. Youcan intelligently debate any topic fromtheology, history, literature and philosphy...though only while you're out of your skull onbooze. Which fucked-...
Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

they can put you away for not liking people?

the last sentence is all about me Take the quiz: "Your Psych-Ward diagnosis"Antisocial Personality DisorderDiagnosis: AntiSocial Personality Disorder, marked by the following: Failure to conform to s...
Posted by ^v^pam^v^ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST