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The Spence

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About Me

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to it.-Robert A. Heinlein. . .........................................SICK.AMERICAN...... .................................... "There are those who claim ours is a 'sick' society; that our country is sick; our government is sick; that we are sick. Well, maybe they're right. I submit that I'm sick ... and maybe you are, too. I am sick of having policemen ridiculed and called 'pigs' while cop killers are hailed as some kind of folk hero. I am sick of being told that religion is the opiate of the people, but marijuana should be Legalized. I am sick of commentators and columnists canonizing anarchists, revolutionaries and criminal rapists, but condemning law enforcement when such criminals are brought to justice. I am sick of pride and honor being degraded and devalued in our society. I am sick of rap and hip hop promoting sex, violence, gangs, and drugs while punk bands promoting racial awarness are shut down and cut off from the media. I am sick of being told that pornography is the right of free press, but freedom of the press does not include being able to read the Bible on school grounds. I am sick of paying more and more taxes to build schools while I see some faculty members encouraging students either to tear them down or burn them. I am sick of Supreme Court decisions which turn criminals loose on society - while other decisions try to take away my means of protecting my home and family. I am sick of pot-smoking entertainers deluging me with their condemnation of my moral standards on late-night television. I am sick of being told that policemen are mad dogs who should not have guns - but that criminals who use guns to rob, maim and murder should be understood and helped back to society. I am sick of being told it is wrong to use napalm to end a war overseas - but if it's a molotov cocktail or a bomb at home, I must understand the provocations. I am sick of not being able to take my family to a movie unless I want to have them exposed to nudity and the glorification of narcotics. I am sick of riots, marches, protests, demonstrations, confrontations, and the other mob temper tantrums of people intellectually incapable of working within the system. I am sick of hearing the same phrases, the same slick slogans, the cries of people who must chant the same thing like zombies because they haven't the capacity for verbalizing thought. I am sick of those who say I owe them this or that because of the sins of my forefathers -when I have looked down both ends of a gun barrel to defend their rights, their liberties and their families. I am sick of cynical attitudes toward patriotism. I am sick of politicians with no backbone. I am sick of permissiveness. I am sick of the dirty, the foul-mouthed, the unwashed. I am sick of the decline of personal honesty, personal integrity and human sincerity. Most of all, though, I am sick of being told I'm sick. I'm sick of being told my country is sick -- when we have the greatest nation that man has ever brought forth on the face of the earth. Fully fifty per cent of the people on earth would willingly trade places with the most deprived, the most underprivileged among us. Yes, I may be sick, but if I am only sick, I can get well. I can also help my society get well - and help my country get well. Take note, all of you ... you will not find me throwing a rock or a bomb; you will not find me under a placard; you will not see me take to the streets; you will not find me ranting to wild-eyed mobs. But you will find me at work, paying taxes, serving in the community where I live. You will also find me expressing my anger and indignation to elected officials. You will find me speaking out in support of those officials, institutions and personalities who contribute to the elevation of society and not its destruction. You will find me contributing my time, money and personal influence to helping churches, hospitals, charities and other establishments which have shown the true spirit of this country's determination to ease pain, suffering, eliminate hunger and generate brotherhood. But, most of all, you'll find me at the polling place. There if you listen - you can hear the thunder of the common man. There, all of us can cast our vote - for an America where people can walk the streets without fear." - Author unknown. . . . Start button is in the bottom right corner. Very sneaky sneaky.
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My Interests

Trying to take over the world, whipping up a fresh batch of Soylent Green, and drinking Jager. . Latent in every man is a venom of amazing bitterness, a black resentment; something that curses and loathes life, a feeling of being trapped, of having trusted and been fooled, of being the helpless prey of impotent rage, blind surrender, the victim of a savage, ruthless power that gives and takes away, enlists a man, and crowning injury inflicts upon him the humiliation of feeling sorry for himself.-Paul Valery . . . Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 100% Green Lantern 80% Iron Man 75% Superman 70% Robin 70% Hulk 70% The Flash 60% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 50% Catwoman 40% Batman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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Your a Cubs fan!! Hell yeah!!! Fuck the White Sox!

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Your Birthdate: April 17
You tend to find yourself lucky - both in business and in life.
And while being wealthy is nice, you enjoy sharing your abundance with others.
You put your luck to good use: you are very ambitious and goal oriented.
Often times, you get over excited and take on more than you can manage.

Your strength: Your ability to make your own luck

Your weakness: Thinking you can do it all

Your power color: Bronze

Your power symbol: Half Moon

Your power month: August What Does Your Birth Date Mean? .
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear


100%

Natural Causes


87%

Posion


87%

Gunshot


80%

Suffocated


73%

Cut Throat


67%

Bomb


67%

Accident


60%

Suicide


40%

Stabbed


33%

Drowning


33%

Eaten


33%

Disease


20%
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You are Beast!You are brilliant and extremely clever. You can handle almost any problem swiftly and efficiently. You are devoted to philosophy and are always up for a good discussion. Sometimes, though, your anger gets the best of you and you upset those whom you care about.
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You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test . . Which Swear Word Are You?
How 'bout no?! You crazy Dutch bastard!
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Television:

Gotta love Halo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . Check out how Spock is prospering. .

Books:

The Art of War-Sun Tzu, The Oddessy-Homer, {The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy; The Restaurant at the End of the Universe; Life the Universe and Everything; So Long and Thanks for All the Fish; Young Zaphoid Plays it Safe; Mostly Harmless-Douglas Adams}, Starship Troopers-Robert Heinlein(not at all like the movie, a must read), Juiced-Jose Canseco, {A Game of Thrones; A Clash of Kings; A Storm of Swords; A Feast for Crows-George R. R. Martin}(great series, main characters are killed off, plot changes directions many times. Very well written.), {The Eye of the World; The Great Hunt; The Dragon Reborn; The Shadow Rising; The Fires of Heaven; Lord of Chaos; A Crown of Swords; The Path of Daggers; Winters Heart; Crossroads of Twilight; Knife of Dreams-Robert Jordan}, way to many Star Wars books to name, and many more.
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You're an Etch-a-Sketch!! You're the creative,
artsy type who doesn't need to actually
utilize a single muscle group in order to
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cool.
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Heroes:

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The Toe Slicer
People Iced: Seventeen
Car Bombs Planted: Eight
Favorite Weapon Chain Saw
Arms Broken: Eight
Eyes Gouged: Ten
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: Tony Tonic
Get Your HITMAN Name ... the highest gifts are not measurable in dollars and cents. Beyond and above the class who run an account with the world and merely manage honestly to pay in kind for what they receive, there is a noble armythe Shakespeares and Miltons, the Newtons, Galileos and Darwins,Watts, Morse, Howe, Lincoln, Garrison, John Browna part of the worlds roll of honorwhose price of board and keep dwindles into nothingness when compared with what the world owes them; men who have taken of the worlds bread and paid for it in immortal thoughts, invaluable inventions, new facilities, heroic deeds of loving self-sacrifice; men who dignify the world for their having lived in it and to whom the world will ever bow in grateful worship as its heroes and benefactors. It may not be ours to stamp our genius in enduring charactersbut we can give what we are at its best. -Anna Julia Cooper . .

My Blog

The 1st of May, according to the Encyclopedia.

The Spence says: I think the last line says it all.   May Day   First day of May. Its celebration probably originated in the spring fertility festivals of India and Egypt. The festival of th...
Posted by The Spence on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:04:00 PST

Puns Rock!

"There is no education like adversity." - Benjamin Disraeli Puns: The Lowest Form of WitAccording to Sigmund Freud... Puns may be the lowest form of wit (and "therefore the foundation of all wit" acco...
Posted by The Spence on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 09:27:00 PST

This time they are going to far!

The sheriff here in Maricopa County is trying to get a new law in the books here and I need your help and funding to fight it. After the Mesa Deputy Fire Chief was caught drunk in a barn with his pant...
Posted by The Spence on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:21:00 PST