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Chris

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

About Me

Bigger than a breadbox. More powerful than a locomotive. Stranger than fiction. More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Happy as a clam. Mad as a hatter. Patents pending. Your milage may vary. While supply lasts. Void where prohibited...
I'm always reading three books at the same time and I'm interested in lots of different things. I collect old horror hardbacks, especially those by H.P. Lovecraft and I have way too many CDs. I can't imagine my life without music and art. I'm fond of rock posters, Japanese woodblock prints and art from the 19th and early 20th centuries too. I like tattoos and really need to get some more. I love going out to hear live music and check out the deathrock and local punk clubs, going to movies at Hollywood Forever and warm summer nights at the Hollywood Bowl. I like poking around in all sorts of museums and other dusty places, road trips and just hanging out watching weird movies with friends. I like getting out and seeing the world, and staying in and listening to it rush by outside.
Also, check out the best Deathrock club in SoCal, maybe anywhere, still going strong after 9 years of bringing you "Hard-Drinkin-Foul-Mouthed-In-Yer-Face-American-Gothic" fun!:

My Interests



Music: (Garage, "Old School" Punk, Deathrock, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Goth, Darkwave, Psychedelic, Blues, 60's, '70's, '80's, some Industrial, some Jazz, most Classical, more), Drumming, Art, History, Tattoos, Ingenious Engines, Steam-driven Monstrosities, Clockwork Enigmas, Necropoli, Classic Cars, Shoebox Fords, Ed "Big Daddy" Roth, Long Black Hearses and Funereal Contrivances, Egyptian Avenues, Books, Libraries, Tomes, Travel, Trilobites, Tatterdemalions, Toboggans, Cheops, Clubbing (not seals), Rhomboids, Release the Bats, Camping, Crustaceans, Hiking, Hieroglyphics, Backpacking, Misty Mountains, Painted Deserts, PVC and Latex, John Santerineross and Joel-Peter Witkin, Deserted Beaches, Glittering Sea Beasts, Sunken Treasure, Tiki Kulture, Shrunken Heads, Shibari, Blowguns and Poisoned Darts, Kinoscopes, Cinema, Theatre, Wyeth, Waterhouse, Pyle, Pulps, Pin-ups, Pirates, Jolly Roger, Photography, Boots, Burlesque, Bettie Page, Grue, Graveyards, Creepy Catacombs, Cacophony, Canopic Jars, Mummies, Mausoleums, Buccaneers, Witches, Black Cats, 1920's, 1930's, Victoriana, Creepy Stuff, Haunted Houses, Esoterica, Ghoulies and Ghosties and Long-legged Beasties, and Things that go Bump in the Night...

I'd like to meet:



Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists...O.K., lets forget about the Methodists...

Music:



The Damned, The Chameleons U.K., The Ramones, X, Cheap Trick, The Kinks, The Clash, Sex Pistols, The Pogues, The Dickies, The Cramps, The Germs, Buzzcocks, The Gun Club, The Birthday Party, Sixteens, Grinderman, The Phantom Chords, Social Distortion, Nardwar, Guitar Wolf, Graveyard Farmers, Meteors, Carl Perkins, Link Wray, Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, Johnny Cash, The Ventures, Dick Dale, Lords of Altamont, The Ghastly Ones, Coffin Draggers, The Fuzztones, The Leaving Trains, The Dagons, Fangs on Fur, SPF1000, Sluts for Hire, Black Angels Death Song, Backbiter, EMA3, The Birthday Massacre, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, The Creation, The Humpers, Texas Terri, The Stooges, Ausgang, The Monks, Iggy Pop, Faith and the Muse, Scarlett's Remains, Screaming Lord Sutch, Lords of the New Church, Sex Gang Children, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Sisters of Mercy, Skeletal Family, Catherine Wheel, Daisy Chainsaw, Pink Floyd, Insect Surfers, Man or Astroman?, Beethoven, St-Saens, Tchaikovsky, Bach, Bauhaus, Tones On Tail, Love & Rockets, Dead Boys, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Creatures, The Vanishing, Switchblade Symphony, Gary Numan, The Faint, Babyland, Brian Eno, Kraftwerk, King Crimson, Bohren & der Club of Gore, Martin Denny, Les Baxter, The Who, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Crazy Horse, Electric Prunes, Count Five, The Cure, The Smiths, Bowie, Joy Division, Tiger Lillies, Poe, pat mAcdonald, Timbuk3, Morphine, Skeeter Truck, Bill Monroe, Flat & Scruggs, Muddy Waters, Albert King, Howlin' Wolf, John Lee Hooker, The Grateful Dead, Duke Ellington, deathrock, punk, rockabilly, psychobilly, goth, surf, jazz, classical, blues, bluegrass, you get the picture...

Movies:



Blade Runner, Brazil, Big Trouble in Little China, Raising Arizona, Wild at Heart, Casablanca, Donnie Darko, Buckeroo Banzai, The Great Race, Hammer Movies, Classic Horror, Three and Four Musketeers, The Thing, Alien, Young Frankenstein, City of Lost Children, Dangerous Liaisons, Apocalypse Now, Kurosawa, Dr. Strangelove, Willy Wonka, Life of Brian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dark City, Clockwork Orange, Diva, Sullivan's Travels, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Harvey, The Big Sleep, Shaun of the Dead, The Howling, The Mummy (Karloff), Titus, Blue Velvet, The Royal Tenenbaums, Local Hero, That Sinking Feeling, The Thin Man, Mystery Train, The Kids are Alright, Quadrophenia, Being There, Sid and Nancy, The World According to Garp, King of Hearts, Ed Wood, Harold and Maude, many more...

Television:



The Addams Family, The Simpsons, The Avengers, Fawlty Towers, The Young Ones, The Mighty Boosh, Mystery!, Buffy, Get Smart, Black Adder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Bob Newhart, The Tick, Twin Peaks, Twilight Zone, Nova, The Power of Myth, The Civil War, Jazz, Junkyard Wars, X-Files, Jeeves and Wooster, Bottom, Classic Arts Showcase

Books:



H. P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Bloch, Blackwood, Twain, Gorey, Tolkien, Charles Addams, Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut, Richard Brautigan, Ramsey Campbell, Mark Danielewski, Fritz Leiber, R. E. Howard, Joseph Campbell, E. A. Wallis Budge, Carl Sagan, Shakespeare, Shelly, Flashman, Arthur Rackham, Howard Pyle, Tom Robbins, Tony Millionaire, horror, sci-fi, fantasy, fiction, history, mythology, archaeology, poetry, graphic novels, beer labels and bubblegum wrappers...

Heroes:

Mom and Dad, my brother Greg and sister in law Brandi, all my friends who put up with me, and to a lesser extent, Beowulf, Frankenstein's Monster, Herbert West, Ardeth Bey, Professor Fate, Keith Moon, Rat Scabies, MadDog Karla, D.J. Bonebrake, Joe Morello, Clem Burke, Bun E. Carlos, John Bonham, Captain Sensible, David Vanian, Mark Burgess, Ray Davies, Pete Townsend, John Entwistle, Messrs. Murphy, "J", Ash & Haskins, Siouxsie and Budgie, Mel Brooks, Blake Edwards, Stanley Kubrick, Terry Gilliam, Jimmy Stewart, Orson Wells, The Marx Brothers, W.C. Fields, Harold Lloyd, James Graham Marquis of Montrose, Joshua Chamberlain, explorer Sir Richard Burton, and the guy who invented beer...

My Blog

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGaqLT-gO4 Great animation! Check it out!...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:55:00 PST

Hong Kong Garden Released 30 Years Ago Today!

30 years ago today Siouxsie & the Banshees released their debut single, Hong Kong Garden. Here’s a look back... ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:34:00 PST

D&D Co-Creator E. Gary Gygax Fails Saving Throw- Dead at 69

Much of my mis-spent youth was spent rolling strangely shaped dice and chasing imaginary monsters when I would probably have benefited more by chasing actual girls... That aside, I've met many of my g...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:52:00 PST

RIP Maila Nurmi- "Vampira"

Born December 21, 1921 died January 10, 2008From Pussycat Magazine.com:"Vampira: The Black Madonna of HollywoodAn inside look at the life of Maila Nurmi, muse to Ed Wood and James Dean, arch-enemy of ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:18:00 PST

Smash it up...

Check out this video: The Damned - Smash it up part 2 Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 01:44:00 PST

The Masque 30 Year Anniversary Show

I never made it to the original Masque before it closed in 1979. In High School in 1977 I was still listening to The Stones and The Who and Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin and Neil Young, but there were a...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:43:00 PST

H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival, Portland, OR October 5th-7th

On October 5th I flew up to Portland to attend the H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival with my friend Jason Voss who has shown a couple of his short films there in recent years .The festival was a lot of fun...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:34:00 PST

One of us...

Stolen from Fred's page... Thanks Fred! ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST

The Green Door

Moulin Rouge Video and Photography from Mr. T's Bowl by Karie Jacobsen, Jason Voss & othersGreen Door by The Cramps from their album Psychedelic Jungle, 1981...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 02:52:00 PST

And so it goes.

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."Kurt Vonnegut, "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST