Samantha

OK!! This is a new private page for friends and family only....if you're looking for Miss Kitten , then click the name fool!
Muchos besos, baby
So...first off...do not mistake my disdain for religion to constitute Atheism...do not mistake my disgust for this war-mongering government to constitute treachery or my being unsupportive of our military...do not mistake my thoughts on anarchy for anything you might be thinking...you'd just be wrong...
Samantha:
♥ Very tall
♥ Very outspoken
♥ Very loyal
♥ In possession of more curves than Laguna Seca
♥ Does not have gun, but will travel
♥ A lover of motorcycles and watching the racing of - especially vintage Brit bikes (Norton, Matchless, BSA)
♥ Is better stirred, not shaken
♥ Laughs....a LOT!!!
♥ Wants to do the Time Warp again
♥ Is half British & half Danish, from Newcastle upon Tyne, UK originally
♥ Should be washed separately and line-dried
♥ Lives for music
♥ An animal rights advocate -- who eats meat
♥ Contains 80% of the Recommended Daily Value of Vitamin C
♥ Loves being a girl…heels & hair - the bigger, the better
♥ Believes in true love, but not blindly...
♥ Believes in God, but not religion....
♥ Believes in the inherent good in mankind, but not naive to reality...
♥ Should be stored at temperatures not exceeding 90 degrees Fahrenheit
♥ Is more likely to be found nose deep in a book over square-eyed in front of a television
♥ Prefers stiff as a board over light as a feather
♥ A HUGE fan of run-on sentences...and excessive punctuation...
♥ Can make fun of you as well as herself
♥ Has no time for those who take themselves, or anything else, too seriously
♥ Was never scratched by Bloody Mary
♥ Believes possession is 10/10 of the law
♥ Loves Poodles
♥ Loves Horses
♥ Vehemently abides by the “Must Be This Tall To Ride This Ride” rule
♥ Protective of family and friends
♥ Works constantly
♥ Has never had a not-so-fresh feeling
♥ Threatening to the majority of women, intimidating to the majority of men....
♥ Afraid of: wasted time, regrets and hippies
♥ Knows what even The Shadow knows
♥ Hates roller coasters, liars, thieves and manipulators
♥ Thinks you’re probably full of shit, but will give you the benefit of the doubt anyway
If you can't make me laugh ♥ if you don't have anything to contribute ♥ if you're SO caught up in whatever scene you happen to partake in you have nothing other than it to discuss ♥ if you are a 'single topic' person ♥ if you can't stop complaining or are always/easily depressed ♥ if you are a clinically psychotic and/or deranged individual who listens to the paranoid voices in your head telling you everyone's really out to get you and this is why your ass can't maintain normal, healthy relationships ♥ if you cannot take care of yourself ♥ if you are deluded into thinking you're fabulous when you're just another trainwreck we attempt to have sympathy for ♥ if you try WAY too hard to be different and it shows ♥ if you lie/cheat/steal at all or you plan on annoying me in any way - chances are we won't get along, just wanting to save you some time! 'Cause I'm generous like that...
You're probably thinking what a bitch I am, and that's ok, interpret it any way you see fit, I just tend to be the honest sort, and as my sister is fond of saying, "say what you mean, mean what you say", so there it is....
A few quotes I dig:
"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles" ~Charles Chaplin
"If we are what we eat, then I'm fast, easy & cheap" ~uk
"Ten men are waiting for me downstairs? Send one home, I'm tired..." ~Mae West
"A sad soul can kill you quicker than a germ" ~Steinbeck
"I never try anything.. I just do it... and I don't beat clocks, just people! Wanna try me?" ~Varla (FPKK)