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RED with an F

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About Me



A bounder, scoundrel and cad... come join me for drinks and fisticuffs.
I am an animal suited better for the apocalypse than the grocery store.

I have a photograph in the September 2007 issue of Fangoria, it's a post production still for indie film "Bad Reputation". The DVD came out this week, I have a couple of stills on the back cover of the DVD box as well.

I play guitar in FANGS on FUR

My other band's 1st album was recently released you can buy it here:

I make movies too...


My Interests

All Things Majastical, Mysticulous, and Majorical !!

Most of all, I enjoy upsetting delicate balances and when there aren't any virgins to sacrifice, I tend to enjoy other things like; collapsible personalities, snake charming, throwing my hands in the air and running around in circles screaming till I pass out, RIOT clothing, sailing the seven seas, Monster island, playing my 89' Gretsch 6129 Sparkle Jet, giant jellyfish, writing sexy poems in Esperanto, witch cakes, radar love, time travel, dream sequencing, writing songs with Doodle Bug, Nathraichean Women, cold fusion, nano technology, cooking with an ARP 2600, going to bullfights on acid, Walken after midnight, custom terra-forming, Judy Ken Sebben, corporate hangovers, singing sea shanties, visiting with the Huldufolk, secret society pot luck socials, razor bending, Japanese spin bars, Europa, building interstellar space craft and reverse engineering alien technology for the secret CIA/KGB conspiracy. Please submit all inquiries in writing, your questions will be answered in the order that they are received, please take a number. Thank you for calling, good day.
I siad good DAY... Sir!

Natalie Wood....

I'd like to meet:



A glamorous movie star.


Oh yeah, and Jeff Lynne.

Music:

Olivia Neutron Bomb
Love and Rockets
Altered Images
JAPAN
FANGS on FUR
The Chameleons
ELO
the Damned
the WHO
EMA 3
SIXTEENS
PAY TV
Strawberry Switchblade
John Barry
the Slits
Spandau Ballet
Siouxsie and the Banshees
Propaganda
Sluts For Hire
the Clash
Klaus Nomi
Gary Numan
Thomas Dolby
Bow Wow Wow
the Fall
The Passions
Fuzzbox
Adam and the Ants

Movies:

Everything by Ken Russell, especially if it has Oliver Reed in it, Straight to Hell, Forbidden Zone, Damon Packard's "Reflections of Evil", "Metropolis", "Repo Man", "Liquid Sky", "Bladerunner", "Jump (Hysterique Bourreé)", "Huldufólk 102", "the Secret of Roan Inish", "Tuvalu", "Zelig", "the Producers", all Hammer Horror films, "What A Way To Go", "Pervirella", "Logan's Run", All the Pippi Longstockings movies, "Call of Cthulu", Fellini's "Casanova", "Marry Poppins", "UHF", Argento, Bava, "Gone to Earth", "Spione", "What's New Pussycat?", "Candy", "Auntie Mame", "Zardoz", "A Passage to India" well all Divid Lean's films, "Cold Comfort Farm", "the Final Programe", "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland", "Love and Death", Kenneth Anger, "In Person", "Joe Dirt", "Hidden Fortress", "Welcome to Woop Woop", Jean-Luc Godard's "Week End" and "Pierrot le Fou", "Star Wars", Alien porn, and all my unmade movies.

I HATE M. Night Shamalamadingdong's films, he's an ass.

Television:

The Mighty Boosh, The Ghost and Mrs. Miur, Bewitched, I dream of Jeannie, Nanny and the Professor, Cosmos, the Addams Family, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, the Avengers, Alive From Off Center, Bottom, Filthy, Rich, and Cat Flap!, The Benny Hill Show, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Dr. Who and Lidsville.

Books:

"I Eat Cannibal" by Marlin Perkins

Heroes:



Top Reasons Why ONJ is My Hero: 1. She sings well 2. She's perty 3. "A Little More Love" is a great song. 4. She's Australian 5. She looks hot in leg warmers 6. She makes funny faces 7. She looks like she smells good 8. She saves people from bad LSD trips 9. She worked with ELO 10. She gets Physical!

RIOT CLOTHING!!!!
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My Blog

4:15@12:21:2012

The world ends December 21st 2012, that's a Friday... on Saturday I'm going to Disneyland, then Thai food. Who's in?
Posted by RED with an F on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 02:42:00 PST

Top Ten Things I Want for My Birthday

10. Fire breathing dragon9. The head of the republican elephant8. Socks7. 3 hours extra6. 1969 Porsche Le Mans 9175. A record player4. 12 gallons of regular 3. Blade Runner the Deluxe edition, or Repo...
Posted by RED with an F on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:12:00 PST

up yours for not liking these bowie songs you prick!

1. Loving the Alien 2. Lets Dance 3.Magic Dance, that's right, I went there, MAGIC FUCKING DANCE BITCHES!!!! ...
Posted by RED with an F on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 02:50:00 PST

Ralph Bakshi

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Posted by RED with an F on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 05:23:00 PST

Deep in to the mist...

shadows become reality... reality becomes a dream... the dream becomes a whisper... the whisper is lost in the wind. ...
Posted by RED with an F on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:46:00 PST

CHINESE PARTY BIRTHDAY CAKE

Stinky Toys(According to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)The Stinky Toys were a Parisian punk band started in 1976 featuring:Elli Medeiros,Denis Quilliard, alias Jacno,Hervé Zénouda,Bruno CaroneAlbin...
Posted by RED with an F on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:05:00 PST

Stealing Cake to Eat the Moon

INSTINCTION Cheap bed,in the red sleep the words out of your head cold floor,nice and raw eat the meat that's on the floor high tide, some disguise loving makes the cream taste nice n...
Posted by RED with an F on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 06:23:00 PST

4:15

The benefits of living under water.Glug glug glug... bloob blooob glug.Gurgle gurgle glug.. BLOOB!Blub bubble glug?Glug glug bloob gurgle blub.I hope that clears things up a little.I can't sleep.Do fi...
Posted by RED with an F on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:06:00 PST

Sometimes I forget

THE DAMNED RULE!! tHe sExY PiStOlAs WE WANT THE DAMNED !!!WE WANT THE DAMNED !!!WE WANT THE DAMNED !!! I want to break something!!!...
Posted by RED with an F on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:58:00 PST

SAFARI TIME

Thank's Stevyn! This was my favorite TV show when I was just a wee lad I think maybe because of the music... Hmmm, oh, and the Octopus in the shows opening credits....
Posted by RED with an F on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:01:00 PST