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Hello, I'm Brad Caesar. In the most basic way possible, you can explain me as a mash of almost every white stereotype in one really big blender set to "liquidate". Thing is, you will never discover who the real me is, because I'm having trouble enough trying to find that out myself. Hell, my closest friends probably know more about me than I do. I dont blame it on ignorance of self, I blame it more on my observation of others. You see, I'm really just an average kinda person, but can still achieve a sense of difference by keeping an open mind and looking for the good in everything, whether it be popular, or not. So if you want to get to know me better, you can try, but I'm warning you know, you'll probably get confused in the process. If you need to know more, read the bullets below. Remember, "You're unique, just like everybody else". ahem:
-My name is Brad Caesar. Dont ask if i'm related to Julius, cuz your guess is as good as mine
-I am a genius................ in certain aspects. I'm the one who can ace an english test and snap my collar bone in half biking on the same day.
-I like to bike, snowboard, surf, wakeboard, play baselball and play football, despite the fact that i weigh 250 lbs.
-My dog will kick your dog's ass............................ in a beauty contest.
-I have the world's coolest friends and none of you other assholes can tell me otherwise.
-I also have the coolest family in the world, so you assholes can't tell me otherwise again.
-I like shooting crap, blowing up crap, and i like hanging out with friends who talk about nothing................... but random crap.
-Though I portray a happy outer side, for some reason, I'm never quite satisfied enough on the inside. I know there's something better out there for me, and I'm not finding it-I almost never let my feelings out by my own free will. I never want to be a burden. However, if you ever ask what's wrong, I'll be more than happy to tell you. Nothing cheers me up more than company, whether the times are bad or good
-I am, believe it or not, an introvert. Yes, i enjoy other's presences, but sometimes, being by myself and pondering about issues of this crazed world or studying the way the mind works hits the spot
-I have an abnormally long fuse, but it's attached to a really big bomb. I can take people pissing me off, but make it a habit, and I'm capable of doing some damage.
-Relationship wise, well, I've got some serious learning to do, but I know that God's got someone for me and I'm gonna let Him guide me to her.
-I'm unafraid to try something new, as long as it doesn't involve taking/giving it up the butt. If i ever swing that way, you can shoot me. i'd be greatly obliged.
My likes and dislikes I realy don't feel like writing out, so I just say what each thing equals in my world
School=Crap
Friends=Awesome
Family=Awesome too
R+=Hyperawesomastic
Straight=woo hoo
Gay=Aahhh!
Meat Eaters=Bretheren
Petatards=Target Practice
Speed=Fun
More Speed=More Fun
Guns=Pinnacle of Fun
Emo=Quitter
Screamo=Crying Quitters
Your Happiness=My Success
Your Hatred=My Worst Enemy
Ignorance=Asprin
Physical Scars=Good Memories
Mental Scars=Bad Memories
Metal=Rock On
Rap=Redundant
Country=Pancakes and Beer (but still cool anyway)
Fire=Life Blood
God=The Only Reason I Live Today
Explosions=Wow
In-N-Out=Heaven
Suicidal People=Pussies
Ignorance=Asprin
Life=Oppurtunity
Love=Crazy

My Interests

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Nijas kick ass!!!
I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!I am 58% Idiot.
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I'd like to meet:


Your Penis Name Is...
The Bald Avenger Penis Name GeneratorI'd enjoy meeting Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, J-Lo, Avril Lavinge, Ashlee Simpson Lindsey Lohan, Beyonce, The White Stripes, The Backstreet Boys, N'sync, Michael Jackson, Richard Simmons, Maroon 5, Adolf Hitler, Charles Darwin, all abortion activists, all hippies, all darwinists and all the left wing nut jobs that ever lived. But only under a couple conditions. As long as they were all crammed into a space just big enough for them, have all of them starved for a week, and after that week, order a huge fuel air bomb to drop on that exact area. Oh yeah, that would be fun to watch. Besides that, I'd love to meet Laird Hamilton, Rammstein, anyone who's cool and fun to hang around with, and finally, the most important, the Big Man Up-stairs. But I'll meet him later on, so I've already accomplished one. I am worth $2,256,320.00 on HumanForSale.com
You Have A Type B+ Personality
B+ You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You scored as Accident. You will probably die from a accident, like a car crash, a failed stunt or you missed the net when trapezing. Oh, that's a failed stunt. Anyway, be more careful your life is on the stake. (Sorry there isn't a picture, I didn't have the guts to search 'accident' on Google Image Serach.)

Accident


87%

Posion


87%

Bomb


80%

Eaten


80%

Suffocated


53%

Natural Causes


53%

Drowning


40%

Suicide


40%

Cut Throat


33%

Disease


33%

Gunshot


33%

Stabbed


27%

Disappear


13%
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Music:

Honestly, I can enjoy most anything that has a good beat to it, except for rap, well, gangsta shit. My favorite band has now been changed to Slipknot. They're just too freakin epic, and I love them. Rammstein and Korn follow in behind them and everything else is just music. Rammstein (Till Lindemann, lead singer. Really frickin deep voice.) Prodigy, my favorite techno band. If these guys count as rap, I dont really care. They're too cool.

Movies:

My favorite movie (which is always subject to change) is Hannibal Rising. He kills people... well :). Both of the Jackasses are the greatest comedies I've ever seen, period. I'll watch just about anything, granted it's not a chick flick. I hate those with a passion.
Which Star Wars Jedi/Sith are you?
Darth Maul
Sadly, you died before your time came. You are probably the coolest-looking of the Sith, with the red face, the horns, and the double-bladed lightsabre. You did get blinded by your arrogance and the ultimate failure of pathetic James Bond villains – you taunted your victim and you got halved. Well, you did manage to cause some damage before, so you get props for that, and you’ve got a pretty decent space-age Vespa.

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Oh yeah, and then there's this movie. This is by far my favorite comedy.
And then they topped it with this movie. I will never laugh at another movie because of this one.Here's an awesome scene from my other favorite comedy, "Grind". If you love skating or extreme sports in general, you have to see this.

Television:

Tom and Jerry will always be my most favortie cartoon. Besides that, I like a bunch of other shows. For the cartoons, there's Spongebob Squarepants, Invader Zim, the Angry Beavers, just about everything on adult swim and South Park. As for the normal tv shows, I enjoy MXC, Cops, Forensic Files, jsut about everything that shows up on comedy central and I'll check out the news whenever I wake up on a school morning.

Books:

Of course.. Coming in close second is George Orwell's 1984. Greratest fiction novel freaking ever!

Heroes:

Laird Hamilton is one of my heroes. I think he's the greatset surfer to ever walk the face of the earth. My parents, because they've been dealing with me for 17 years and my brother for 16 years. And lastly my biggest hero of all is Jesus, for saving me from what I could have been... width="425" height="350" ..Rodney Mullen. Greatest skater ever. Definately one of my heroes.

My Blog

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Easter has come, little children are happyNobody's day is going to be crappyChocolate bunnies, good for eatingBrand new people to be meetingI went to church and prayed all dayThen got back home and I'...
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

You Know, for as Bad as Things may Get......

It's real nice to know you've got back up guns; really powerful back up guns
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

I Kinda Feel Behind

So, I finally find myself here again.  it's been a while, buddies.  things have changed a bit.  i'm not so sure if it's for the better or for the worse, though.  maybe if i start w...
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:23:00 PST

How Did This Happen?

I find it kinda funny.  i feel bad.  not really bad, but bad.  i feel like i'm failing at something.  i have no clue why. maybe it's just the song on this page, whihc i'm listening...
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

Anarchy Night at Kelly's

welp, excellent news today, buddies.  i just got back from my very very first gig at kelly's bar.  it was pretty fun.  sure i screwed up a but, but hey, twas still very fun.  it wa...
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST

On The Road Again

figures.  this whole summer has been pretty crappy (exept for all the good times with friends.)  the vacation that i didn't like too much beacuse of karly and then coming home to her du...
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:56:00 PST

A Short Ode

Well, needless to say that last blog turned out to be a waste of time, thank God.  I ended up compounding it into something it shouldn't have been, and as of today, things are back to normal...
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:12:00 PST

My Easter Poem

Easter has come, little children are happyNobody's day is going to be crappyChocolate bunnies, good for eatingBrand new people to be meetingI went to church and prayed all dayThen got back home and I'...
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 11:06:00 PST

*Pounds Head into Table Furiously*

You know Murphy's Law, right?  anything that can go wrong will go wrong?  well today, i got to learn that lesson the hard way.  it all began when i went out for a job search for stater ...
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 02:33:00 PST

Heimweh

i went to my granparents house today.  we celebrated a belated st. patrick's day there.  pretty fun.  anyone 21 got drunk off their ass while anyone younger sat and watched.  at th...
Posted by Caesar Salad (P.B.C.)" on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 12:41:00 PST