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Buffarilla

Sit on MyFace!

About Me

i like to chase blind girls through the woods. sometimes people say they think my mustache is ugly, but i love combing it out in the morning.i'll kill myself if you won't be my friend!!!!!!!!!! in addition to my dazzling good looks, i'm the smartest and richest bitch in the world! what!?? i also like to walk around in the BUFF.

My Interests

COMPETITIVE DIETING, getting BUFF, eating at the BUFFet, BUFFaloes, creepin on the low, smelling like dog shit, blingblingin all over town, fakin it, making people throw up with my mere presence, terrifying children. i like surfing the blue waves in the bottom of the porta-john, masturbating in cemetaries, creeping through the sewers, looking for LOVE! If you like any of these things too contact me and we might find a love connection. I like guys who are tall, short, handsome, brunette, blonde, redheads, guys with black hair, and they have to be sexy--like Patrick Swayze-now he's sexy! I would pay money to touch him!

I'd like to meet:

various roadkill to share romantic evenings with and fellow myspace creatures...and this hot bitch right here.....

Music:

They call you Mr. Personality You're so uglyWhen I look at you I go out of my mind It's like I'm looking At someone's behind You make the children scream And baby's cry With your crusty teeth And your blood shot eyesHa ha Mr. Personality Man that's uglyThey call you Mr. Personality You're so uglyNo matter what you wear Your face doesn't matter I don't think you were born You had to be hatched Everyone you meet Gets one hell of a scare They can't fall asleep Cause your a walking nightmareHa ha ha ha Mr. Personality Man that's uglyThey call you Mr. Personality You're so uglyHa ha Mr. Personality Man that's ugly Is that your face Or did your neck throw up somethingHa ha Mr. Personality Man that's uglyThey call you Mr. Personality You're so ugly and Buffalo Springfield!

Movies:

I am a real movie BUFF...The Village, Alien V. Predator, The Goonies, Gorillas in the Mist, Critters 1 and 2, The Birds, Godzilla, Mothra-- as you can see, my acting career is quite extensive. I crept out of someone's asshole in DreamCatcher.

Television:

Lowered Expectations! i also loved "my big fat ugly fiance" - sometimes you can catch a glipse of me on the animal planet or sci fi network.

Heroes:

Koko the gorilla, Jason Vorhees, King Kong, Godzilla, the Elephant Man, Phantom of the Opera, the Joker, various roadkill

My Blog

FUCK ALL YALL

AS MOST OF YOU LAME ASS FUCKERS KNOW. I HAVE BEEN ON VACATION, I WAS VERY DISSAPOINTED ON NOVEMBER THIRD WHEN I DID NOT GET ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. THANKS ALOT TO ALL OF YOU WHO SUPP...
Posted by Buffarilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BUFFARILLA FOR PRESIDENT 2004

I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SINGLE-HANDEDLY PAY OFF THE NATIONAL DEBT I AM SO FOINE THAT NO TERRORIST WOULD EVER FUCK WITH OUR COUNTRY AGAIN I EAT THE POOR -- PROBLEM SOLVED! WRTIE-IN BUFFARILLA, ...
Posted by Buffarilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

eeww i am nasty!!

You're a Garbage Pail Kid!! You're dirty, foul,disgusting, and wrong. But you're still funnyas hell. What childhood toy from the 80s are you? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Buffarilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i wear yellow converse.

AND i look like a cracked easter egg. i fell out the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down. and when i hit the bottom, i got run over by a mac truck. WHAT?!?!?
Posted by Buffarilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A SONG I WROTE TODAY IN THE SEWER

Gimme a beat! Sittin' in the movie show Thinkin' nasty thoughts Better be a gentleman Or you'll turn me off That's right, lemme tell it Nasty, nasty boys, don't mean a thing Oh you nasty boys...
Posted by Buffarilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

UPDATE PEOPLE

Ahh i have found a new buff buff home here in the triangle. I venture out of my chapel hill lair to hit up Lizzie's - that wonderful place where I can stalk my ex boyfriend and no one questions me whe...
Posted by Buffarilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

EXTREME MAKEOVER PLEASE!

I am sick of this Buffarilla life! I think I need a makeover so people will stop spitting on my buffalo face---help--send me some ideas guys! If you have any ideas how to cure my horrid buff-ugliness ...
Posted by Buffarilla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST