COMPETITIVE DIETING, getting BUFF, eating at the BUFFet, BUFFaloes, creepin on the low, smelling like dog shit, blingblingin all over town, fakin it, making people throw up with my mere presence, terrifying children. i like surfing the blue waves in the bottom of the porta-john, masturbating in cemetaries, creeping through the sewers, looking for LOVE! If you like any of these things too contact me and we might find a love connection. I like guys who are tall, short, handsome, brunette, blonde, redheads, guys with black hair, and they have to be sexy--like Patrick Swayze-now he's sexy! I would pay money to touch him!
various roadkill to share romantic evenings with and fellow myspace creatures...and this hot bitch right here.....
They call you Mr. Personality You're so uglyWhen I look at you I go out of my mind It's like I'm looking At someone's behind You make the children scream And baby's cry With your crusty teeth And your blood shot eyesHa ha Mr. Personality Man that's uglyThey call you Mr. Personality You're so uglyNo matter what you wear Your face doesn't matter I don't think you were born You had to be hatched Everyone you meet Gets one hell of a scare They can't fall asleep Cause your a walking nightmareHa ha ha ha Mr. Personality Man that's uglyThey call you Mr. Personality You're so uglyHa ha Mr. Personality Man that's ugly Is that your face Or did your neck throw up somethingHa ha Mr. Personality Man that's uglyThey call you Mr. Personality You're so ugly and Buffalo Springfield!
I am a real movie BUFF...The Village, Alien V. Predator, The Goonies, Gorillas in the Mist, Critters 1 and 2, The Birds, Godzilla, Mothra-- as you can see, my acting career is quite extensive. I crept out of someone's asshole in DreamCatcher.
Lowered Expectations! i also loved "my big fat ugly fiance" - sometimes you can catch a glipse of me on the animal planet or sci fi network.
Koko the gorilla, Jason Vorhees, King Kong, Godzilla, the Elephant Man, Phantom of the Opera, the Joker, various roadkill