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Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one).

Happy to be Nappy!

About Me

Neither here nor there...yet everywhere. Rarely present even if I'm present. Misunderstood. VERY misunderstood. Challenger of conformity yet almost conventional. Smarty-pants Ditz. Sweet until you fuck with me.

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My Interests

Questioning everything and everyone. Bitching about all the things no one can change. Spending my hard-earned money on things that are actually fruitful. Being head-over-heels, piss-shit in love. Thinking up new ideas to entertain myself........such as re-recording very bad songs very badly, making very bad beats, writing very bad gibberish, and taking very bad pictures. Figuring out ways to save myself from the agony of a working-stiff life.

I'd like to meet:

My future baby daddy Michael Cera. People who hate Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, Leslie Nielsen, and chimps. People who love ice cream, swimming and ponies.

Music:

Currently Test-Driving: none........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ................... Currently Revisiting: Sly and the Family Stone- There's a Riot Goin' On ............................................................ ............................................................ ......................................... Steady Listens: Amy Winehouse, Klaxons, Sly and the Family Stone, Seu Jorge, Bloc Party, M.I.A., Chuck Brown, Betty Davis, David Bowie, Prince, Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown, Muddy Waters, Petey Pablo, Cee-Lo, Rick James, Stevie Wonder, Etta James, Sade, Hip Hop instrumentals (because sometimes it's SO much better without the artist), E-40, Keak da Sneak, Sade, The Pack, Spank Rock, A Tribe Called Quest, Baile Funk(Funk Carioca?), Thievery Corporation,................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................ Indulgences For Research Purposes: none at the time ............................................................ ............................................................ .............................................. ................................. Wanting to revisit: none at the time ...

Movies:

Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Team America, Billy Elliott, Earth Girls Are Easy, Pootie Tang, The Weather Underground, Run Lola Run, The Toy, Akira, Pretty in Pink, Abre Los Ojos, Fight Club, Rushmore, Style Wars, City of God, Lost in Translation, Spirited Away, The Royal Tenenbaums, Natural Born Killers, The Breakfast Club, The Life Aquatic and basically anything with Bill Murray, The Little Mermaid, The Water Boy, Amantes del Circulo Polar, San Bernardo, Ghost in the Shell, The Labirynth, The Goonies, Garden State, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Napoleon Dynamite.........

Television:

SeaLab 2021, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Moral Orel, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL (I hope they bring it back!), Futurama, South Park, and my new favorite Lil' Bush...and how could I forget The Squidbillies?!

Books:

1984, Green Eggs and Ham......that was before I forgot how to read.

Heroes:

ALLTIME HERO: My mommy....Aww, HAIR HERO: Pre-"Bossy" Kelis

My Blog

Have you ever been hated on in the true sense of the word?

And I don’t mean just having some talk shit about you. I mean when people actually go out of their way to destroy your whole life because they feel they should have it instead? Because&nbs...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 01:03:00 PST

Aloha, Honolulu!

Aloha means good-bye in this case. Gorgeous as you are....I can no longer afford to stay with you. I have a child to think about now. The south is calling....ATL to be precise. Cost of living is alm...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 12:15:00 PST

I don’t wanna grow up!

How the fuck am I 25 already? And what does "25" mean, anyways? Why am I looking forward to having this baby so I'll have an excuse to go see kiddie movies at the theater and buy toys? I can&nbs...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 05:41:00 PST

Another set of crappy elections...

Last time we had to choose between a douchebag and a turd sandwich. This time...it's not looking any better. Why do we always have to end up trying to select the "lesser evil"? Ugh. I fucking HATE Hi...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:16:00 PST

My hair a year later.....

I ain't bald no more! That's for fuckin' sure....and I am never ever shaving my head again. Or cutting my hair, period, for that matter. Being bald make me a stingy ass bitch when it comes to my growt...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:39:00 PST

If I had to choose.....

...Between you or a fat, smelly sasquatch staying at my house...I'd pick the sasquatch! If It was between you and a giant, mutated, gross cockroach...I'd pick Mr. Roach! Yes! I hate your fucking guts...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 11:54:00 PST

The inescapable....

As I grow older I begin to recognize the things I've taken for granted. I start to understand how my experiences have shaped me and become more in tune with myself. I have begun to realize that I am...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:10:00 PST

This ish is scary....

Being "with child" is a bit nerve-wrecking...but exciting at the same time. I am not happy about morning sickness and constantly feeling fatigued no matter how much I sleep....and I am not looking fo...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:52:00 PST

When perfect strangers...

...think they know you better than you know yourself and are willing to actually argue that they do....What exactly can one do? I have faced this dilemma so many times in my lifetime. Ever since I st...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:20:00 PST

A Baybay....

Yeah. 4 postive pee-on-a-stick tests later....and I am startin' to think maybe Ima have one lol I gotta get official confirmation from the doc later today..... So...off I go to inquire about baby skin...
Posted by Zahira Worships Betty Davis (the black one). on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 01:42:00 PST