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oog

yabba dabba, bitch

About Me

--me oog of ulams --me swing from vine --oog devour human enemy -drink blood -eat heart -become strong --no call oog amoukar -amoukar trademarked

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

oog love women fight dinosaur - oog bonk woman on head, drag woman into cave

Music:

drum, laugh, howl

Television:

caveman lawyer

Books:

oog unliterate

My Blog

Milk Do Oog Good

Authentic Bulgarian Miak
Posted by oog on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

Oog Haiku: Oog Ode to LOST

oog count with fingerfour eight sixteen lots lots lotsoog make hatch explode
Posted by oog on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST

Oog Ulam Oogs

so much depend on red buffalodrumstick cooking in hearth beside human drumstick
Posted by oog on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:44:00 PST

Who Afraid of Oog Wolf?

In front of the burning hearth oog I sang for our guests the wretched Wagabous proclaiming to have devoured eight of my own children which would be a record in oog the Ulam community so I chanted WHO ...
Posted by oog on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:26:00 PST

Oog as Jackson Pollock

Consider Oog and his tribe, if you will, as they rest among the manure and leaves that compose their furniture in the Ulams' cave.  Consider their short, stocky, hairy bodies resting, one after t...
Posted by oog on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST

Death of a Caveman

Soon Korg's eyes dimmed, and the fiery lust for the hunt left forever from them and on to the scorching sky-garden of plentiful food and women.  His once intense gaze turned empty, his ...
Posted by oog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oog haiku!!!

oog eet human flesh when oog not know it human, or eat when oog know.
Posted by oog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oog escape iron maiden

Before Gaw, Korg, and I could find our prey, a diminutive quagga foraging within the brush, a thunderous clap of sound struck our ears, shocking me to the ground and frightening Gaw up the nearest tre...
Posted by oog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

1000 oog

Man with glasses put oog korg and whole tribe plus other tribes wagabou ivaka owag and more at typewriters make us sit tell us we all type will eventually write shakespeare oog scratch head wonder wha...
Posted by oog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oog feed Kruuu

The fierce and insistent howl of the wind god Kruuu will abate, satisfied with an offering of blood tonight, as Korg and Gruu have captured an Ivaka mongrel from the hills to the east. With such a s...
Posted by oog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST