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What's your Past-Death Experience?
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You scored as Christopher "Kit" Marlowe

Like the playwright Christopher "Kit" Marlowe, who, in 1593, took a knife in the eye in a tavern brawl in Deptford, England, you, too, will perish as the result of an ocular wound. Whereas Marlowe was killed instantly, you will not be so fortunate. The gnat that will fly into and get lodged in your right eye-lid will survive all your attempts to dig it out and will live long enough for ANOTHER gnat to get stuck in the same eye. The two will strike up a conversation and eventually, on a late-night drinking binge, "hook-up" and the resulting baby gnats will feed off your brain, one tasty lobe at a time until, 12 years later, there is nothing left to eat and your zombie-like shell of a body wanders, brain-dead, in front of a bus.


Rebecca Rolfe, aka Pocahontas


60%

Christopher "Kit" Marlowe


60%

Cleopatra


50%

Anne Boleyn


50%

Catherine the Great


50%

Jean Paul Marat


50%

Sir Francis Bacon


30%

Attila the Hun


30%

Joan of Arc


20%

Louis XVI


20%

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What Weapon Should You Use?: A Follow-Up
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You scored as Axe

For you, an axe fits perfectly. No not a guitar but a true, war-scarred battle axe. This weapon, heavy and dense, caters best to your berserker like fighting style and your thirst for pure strength and power. In battle, the axe can cause massive damage but is held back by its low maneuverability and lack of speed and finesse. It?s hard to control and leaves both of your hands tied up in most cases. However, if you?re strong of mind and muscle, and dedicate yourself to this weapon, its true power is at your disposal.


Axe


100%

Brass Knuckles


92%

Knife


92%

Shuriken


79%

Sword


75%

Spear


58%

Bow


33%

Gun


29% I was raised in the congo. In my young adult hood I traveled to the far east to study the ancient art of kung fu. Once there I spent 17 grizzling years carrying water over my shoulders to the monks that lived in my monastery, standing in push up position on nothing but my pinky fingers for long periods of time, beating my shins against coconut trees until they were bruised and bloody, sleeping on the cold ground with no blanket, and eating nothing but eggs and rice (a cruel punishment my master inflicted upon me-all because I said that I loved eggs). After years of training Master Lau felt that it had come time to teach me drunken monkey style. I emerged from the monastery a bloodthirsty warrior, hellbent on the lust for combat and conquest. I am bound to roam the earth. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone interested in hand to hand combat and the ancient art of kung fu, freaks, chewbacca the wookie (he's a god damn ape from outer space!), hoboes, pirates, tramps, mystics, heretics, hermits, barbarian hordes, free souls, rogues, witches, pagans, renunciates, atheists, agnostics, monopantheists, monists, dualists, nihilists, existentialists, right wing extremists, left wing extremists, discordians, ninjas, aliens, any other fans of neil diamond, gods, demi-gods, avatars, humanists, rainbow family, peasants, hedonists, clowns, jokers, monks, conspiracy theorists, realists, surrealists, my many quantum selves, ecologists, necromancers, and so forth.For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths. God the Holy Spirit via the Apostle Paul

My Blog

HIPPY CULT!

So, I was hangin out with some old friends.  Happens that this spun out white hippie wanna be native american dude that called himself BEAR was in town to do business.  He had a few things t...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 20:58:00 GMT

test of faith ministries

My wife had an extra ticket for reggae on the river this year and I told her that I would sell it for her (because she was so nice as to pay fo my po ass this year) while she was doing volunteer ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 20:53:00 GMT

Morals and Dogma

This story was taken from a Reader's Digest (don't stop reading, it's not that cheesy) article by David Owen: The story is told of five men sitting around a potbellied stove arguing about which is the...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 20:49:00 GMT

Are you the master of your domain?

Reward in any form is extremely gratifying, especially a so-called spiritual reward when one is somewhat indifferent to the honours of the world. Or when one is not very successful in this world, it i...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 22:02:00 GMT

Check out www.zendaily.com

Check out www.zendaily.com  it's the humble work of one who treads the path.
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 21:59:00 GMT

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Grasshopper always wrong in conversation with chicken--HUNG MUNG HAIL ERIS! ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 21:38:00 GMT

A ZEN STORY

A ZEN STORY by Camden Benares, The Count of Five Headmaster, Camp Meeker Cabal   A serious young man found the conflicts of mid 20th century America confusing.  He went to many people seekin...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 22:07:00 GMT