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Ellen

Hi, Mister. My name is Fred Fredburger. I can spell my name real good. F-R-E-D F-R-E-D-B-U-R-...G-E-

About Me

I'm Jewcy. My favorite gay man in the entire world, Robert, told me that I have the voice to make lesbians across the country swoon. He also said, "STOP! You have the voice that all cross dressers dream of. You need a persona, but i can't make it for you. Next time i see you, you need a stage name, 6 inch heels and a sparkley dress." If that's not a compliment, i don't know what is.

I look down upon people who post in glittery text.

I bake a mean loaf of bread.
I'm not on as much anymore. Come find me on facebook.

This layout is a modified verson of one from whateverlife.com!

My Interests

York peppermint patties, firemen, becoming a sex-ed nerd, STI/HIV prevention and outreach, EC access equality, reproductive health disparities, being a geek, ebay and urbandead.com addict, making fun costumes, corsets, cooking, being fabulous.
I really am a sex-ed nerd. Remember, kids, anyone can get an STI.

I'd like to meet:

Batman. Or at least someone who will wear black latex and is impossibly wealthy. But I would settle for someone with cool toys and likes to stay out late.Also on the list: Christopher Walken, Alton Brown, Ms. Neicy Nash, and Fred Fredburger.

Music:

electronic (mostly D'n'B, Jungle, a little goa), Funk, Beastie Boys, George Clinton and Parliment (The funk does not stop. Ask me about the concert), Hip Hop, Classic Rock, Funk, Marvin Gaye, Chemical Brothers, Aphex Twin, Photek, and others. I'm so out of the loop on electronic since I no longer have a radio show.

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Resivoir Dogs, Fargo, Star Wars trilogy, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clue, Kill Bill Vol 1, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Wind and the Willows, Alice in Wonderland (animated), Robin Hood (animated), and Trainspotting.

Television:

$1.98 Beauty Show, Match Game 74, Dawson era Family Feud, Sex and the City, Spongebob Squarepants, The Oblongs, ATHF, The Venture Bros., Perfect Hair Forever, Robot Chicken, Samurai Champloo, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Project Runway, Top Chef, most shows on Food Network, anything with Anthony Bourdain, Animal Cops, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, and CSI.

Books:

Hippos Go Berserk, Tale of Two Cities, Kitchen Confidential, Wind in the Willows, As I Lay Dying, Our Bodies Our Selves. I'm currently a smattering of random family planning and STI journal articles.

Heroes:

My parents. And this badass:

My Blog

I love the pearl necklace my boyfriend gave me!

Overstock.com, perverts. Best $3 pearl necklace I've ever been given! ...
Posted by Ellen on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:25:00 PST

Hot.

You know it's hot out when the weatherman says a "cold front" is coming through... and he's referring to the upper 80s.
Posted by Ellen on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:46:00 PST

"May God have mercy on your soul....

... if you don't like grits!"~Overheard at Mother's in NOLA.  Truer words have NEVER been spoken....
Posted by Ellen on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:58:00 PST

SUPER GROSS!!!! part deux!

Craigslist is getting better and better...  At least this guy has standards, damnit! To: MeFrom: Creepo # 2Re: Coke Rewards Points Wanted** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY*...
Posted by Ellen on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:40:00 PST

Madison, WI - The most walkable city in the US!

Originally posted at: http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/03/08/walkable.cities.ap/index.ht ml Top 10 cities for taking a stroll POSTED: 9:25 p.m. EST, March 8, 2007 Story Highlights - " Madison, Wisconsin, to...
Posted by Ellen on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

Alton Brown - You are on notice!

You are hereby on notice for looking sloppy in Iron Chef America. Exhibit 1 - Alton is displaying a shaggy beard, as well as an arm brace from a tragic accident on the "set" of Feasting on Asphalt.&nb...
Posted by Ellen on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

SUPER GROSS!

So I bought black hair dye thinking it would be a good idea to dye my hair black. I have since changed my mind.  The original box cost around $10, so I decided that I should try to swap or g...
Posted by Ellen on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:18:00 PST

Myths about the developing world (Amazing graphics) (TEDTalks, Hans Rosling)

Ok, so I'm a public health nerd.  That's ok. I've come to terms with it.  You may not be one, but this is worth a watch. Hans Rosling is awesome and highly entertaining. Watch it! With the d...
Posted by Ellen on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 06:51:00 PST

Peppermill Award

Goes to Patrick Stewart for his bulge's presence in Star Trek.  Seriously.... I had to ask Jon to rewind the TiVo.  That sucker is HUGE!Congrats, Mr. Stewart. You have effectively bumped you...
Posted by Ellen on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

Hero of the Day: WMATA F8 Bus Driver

Dear Washington Metro Area Transit Authority F8 Bus Driver,You hereby win the Hero of the Day award for your vigilance in fighting stupidity on the streets of the DC Metro Area.  The following di...
Posted by Ellen on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST