The Gibbon - ProfilesArchive

About Me

The Gibbon is well-hung, great-looking, talented, suave, brilliant, witty, charming, athletic, confident, macho, studly, and well-hung. First of all, The Gibbon wants you to know that he's not a ..%*^& monkey! Monkeys are filthy, rodent-looking creatures that couldn't brachiate to save their freakish tails. Not to mention that they have no style, and are just plain dumb. The Gibbon, on the other hand, besides having stunning good looks and a beautiful, tail-less backside, is intelligent, well-hung, capable of bipedalism, and well-hung. Secondly, The Gibbon isn't here to meet women - he's already got too many lined up as it is. A matter of fact, he's been with most the women on this site, and the ones he hasn't been with have been pestering him for some Gibbon loving. The Gibbon is here to help his less studly friends hook up with some of his previous conquests. Additionally, it may be noted that The Gibbon is well-hung.

My Interests

women, greater apes, babes, grooming, ladies, brachiation, dames, rain forests

I'd like to meet:

Hot babes (humans and greater apes - really anything with an opposable thumb - it's just better that way) that are able to handle The Gibbon. Needless to say, there's quite a long line of hot babes hoping to be chosen as The Gibbon's friends. If The Gibbon had a staff of ten helping him, he wouldn't be able to keep up with this humongous list. If you don't hear from The Gibbon, it's only because there are just too many hot babes to write to. But don't worry, there's plenty of Gibbon to go around - if he runs into you in a bar, there's a good chance he can squeeze you in right then and there. As The Gibbon treats his past "encounters" with the respect and the dignity they deserve, they get priority on myspace. For those ladies who have never been with The Gibbon (are there any left?), please be advised that The Gibbon's schedule is already tightly packed with hot babes. Also be aware that a night with The Gibbon is an intense experience. Please be in excellent shape, extremely limber, and able to provide proof of a recent full medical checkup from your doctor stating that you are capable of extended periods of strenuous activity.

Music:

The Banana Splits, Guano Apes, The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang, Closer by Nine Inch Nails, Very Ape by Nirvana

Movies:

King Kong, Bedtime for Bonzo, Every Which Way But Loose, Jungle Book, the Tarzan movies, the Planet of the Apes movies, Gorillas in the Midst, Mighty Joe Young, Altered States, Congo

Television:

Magilla Gorilla, Grape Ape, George of the Jungle

Books:

Origin of Species, Curious George, The Naked Ape, Congo