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Chloe

Larry David's secret love child.

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Look up and left, you'll see it there.
Birthday: Carry on looking up and left.
Birthplace: Look right and down a bit.
Current Location: Look up and left agaimn.
Eye Color: Clcik on 'Pics'.
Hair Color: I'd say you're blind but you're reading this so I'll just say you're stupid.
Height: Look right and down.
Right Handed or Left Handed: knuckle-dusters...on both.
Your Heritage: Half sperm and half ovary.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Pastry.
Your Weakness: Survey intolerance.
Your Fears: My annual stigmata.
Your Perfect Pizza: How profound, I like mine topped with penis envy.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: For Arsenal, in the last minute of the FA cup.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't have a wankcam.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Has he counted to 10 yet? Do I get up and fight or throw the towel in.
Your Best Physical Feature: Elbows.
Your Bedtime: I am not six years old.
Your Most Missed Memory: Everything before the electro-convulsive-treatment.
Pepsi or Coke: I preferred Wham!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Slashing my own throat with a blunt spoon.
Single or Group Dates: Figs rather than dates any day.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Cream Tea, I am in fact Miss Marple.
Chocolate or Vanilla: This is a sexual reference right?
Cappuccino or Coffee: If it ain't espresso then it's gay.
Do you Smoke: I like to think I smoulder rather than smoke.
Do you Swear: Does a fucking bear shit in the cunting woods?
Do you Sing: I am right now.
Do you Shower Daily: No.
Have you Been in Love: I have been in gloves, does that count?
Do you want to go to College: Yes, I think I left my mobile phone there.
Do you want to get Married: No, but I probably will for a laugh.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can spell believe.
Do you get Motion Sickness: I get 'original motion picture soundtrack' sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive: Nice ass, great tits..I could be a lot worse.
Are you a Health Freak: If I sit on my ass all day reading Black's Medical Dictionary does that make me a health freak?
Do you get along with your Parents: A long what?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Do you play an Instrument:
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, I injected it.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, but I was fuming when I stubbed my toe on a doorstop.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I am a diabetic.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I left my house once on the 17th September.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I have been to a maul.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Isn't Oreos a Greek God?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does sushi need an upper case 'S', is it a brand name now?
In the past month have you been on Stage: I was in a wing three weeks ago.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Do I look like the kinda girl who gets dumped?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I went with a fat bloke.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Money.
Ever been Drunk: No, I am a devout Muslm.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, when I wear my bikini to the mosque.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, when I wear my bikini to the mosque.
Ever Shoplifted: No, but I could probably lift a hotdog cart, I am not strong enough for shops yet.
How do you want to Die: I want to be aborted but I am guessing it is too late.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Bob Hope.
What country would you most like to Visit: Chad.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Albino pink.
Favourite Hair Color: Attention seeking.
Short or Long Hair: Longer than short, shorter than long.
Height: Yes, some.
Weight: Loads
Best Clothing Style: Medieval serf.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 48
Number of CDs I own: 0.78 (the CD burner fucked up).
Number of Piercings: One in each toe.
Number of Tattoos: I went to the Edinburgh Militart tattoo just once, but it was great and I'd go again.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One..this survey.
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My Interests

Theft

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Urusei Yatsura, The Von Bondies, The Walkmen, The Warlocks, The Wedding Present, Weezer, Will Haven, Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs, Young Heart Attack, Yourcodenameis:miloBlack Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Blue Aeroplanes, Bonnie 'Prince' Billy, Bright Eyes, British Sea Power, Buffalo Tom, The Buff Medways, Bumblebeez, , Cat Power, Cinerama,The Sleepy Jackson, Sloan, Sofa,Snow Patrol, Spacemen 3, Sparklehorse, Sparta, Spectrum, Spiritualized, The Stands, Starsailor, Stereolab, The Stills, Suicide, Supergrass, Swans, Tad, The Telescopes, That Dog, Thirteen Senses, Thrilled Skinny, The Thrills, Tinder Sticks, Tortoise, TV On The Radio Clearlake, Clinic, The Cribs, The Cure, The Coral, The Datsuns, The Detroit Cobras, Darkside, David Devant and His Spirit Wife, Mercury Rev, Million Dead, Model Ford,Death By Milkfloat, The Dears, Death Cab For Cutie, Delays, The Divine ComedAdd N To (x), The Fall, The Field Mice, Goatboy, The Fiery Furnances, Flaming Lips, Fly Pan Am, Franz Ferdinand, Frankie Sparo, The French, The Futureheads, The Gentle Waves, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, Grandaddy, Grand Drive, , Mudvayne, Mum, My Bloody Valentine, My Morning JacketAdventures In Stereo, Air, Alfie, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, Afghan Whigs, Apples In Stereo, A Silver Mt Zion, Astrid, Athlete, Atlantic, Auf Der Maur, Bastard Kestrel, The Bees, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Folds, Ben Kweller, Beta Band, Beth Orton, The Black Heart Procession, Black Ox Orkestar, y, Dizzee Rascal, Do Make Say Think, Doves, The Duke Spirit, Eagles Of Death Metal, Earl Brutus, The Edsel Auctioneer, Eels, The Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Elbow, Elizabeth Anka Vajagic, Elliott Smith, Erick, Exhaust, Th' Faith Healers, , Mull Historical Society, My Red Cell, Nada Surf, Neil Young, Obie Trice, One Lady Owner, 1-Speed Bike, The Open, The Ordinary Boys, Pale Saints, The Pastels, Pavement, Pilots Of Japan, P J Harvey, Polmo Polpo, The Polyphonic Spree, Pixies, Primal Scream, Queens Of The Stone Age, Radiohead, The Rapture, Razorlight, Re:, Ride, The Rock Of Travolta, Ryan Adams, Sackville, Screaming Trees, Seafood, The Sea & , Half Man Half Biscuit, Hangedup, Hefner, Har Mar Superstar, The Hair and Skin Trading Company, Her Space Holiday, The Hidden Cameras, Hundred Reasons, The Icarus Line, Jesus and Mary Chain, Jet, Modest Mouse, Mogwai, MudhoneySet Fire To Flames,Sigur Ros, Silver Jews, Six By Seven, The Sleepy Jackson, Sloan, Sofa,Snow Patrol, Spacemen 3, Sparklehorse, Sparta, Spectrum, Spiritualized, The Stands, Starsailor, Stereolab, The Stills, Suicide, Supergrass, Swans, Tad, The Telescopes, That Dog, Thirteen Senses, Thrilled Skinny, The Thrills, Tinder Sticks, Tortoise, TV On The Radio, Turin Brakes, , Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, The 88, Jim O' Rourke, JJ72, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Joy Zipper, Kasabian, Keane, The Keatons, Kent, The Kills, The Killers, Kings Of Convenience, Kings Of Leon, King Of The Slums, Kyuss, Labradford, Lambchop, Lawnmower Death, Leftfield, Liars, Lightning Bolt, Lilys, The Locusts, Loop, Looper, Low, Love, Lupine Howl, Magazine, Marcy Playground, Mars Volta, Mclusky, Meanwhile Back In Communist Russia, The Memory Band, Mercury Rev, Million Dead, Model Ford,

Movies:

Anything without Tom Cruise in.......And Mel Gibson is pure evil, I hope he rots in the hell that only someone as stupid as he is believes in.

Television:

When they show films without Tom Cruise in, yes, I love it

Books:

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Heroes:

My brother..

My Blog

I HAVE FOUND A WAY TO GET AN iPHONE - EXCLUSIVE

Go into a shop and fucking well buy one.
Posted by Chloe on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

My MSN screen name..

..does not exist, on account that I am not a teenage girl.As soon as I am brain damaged in a car accident and regain the mental capacity of a 15-year-old who punctuates their ramblings with 'lol' you ...
Posted by Chloe on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 04:11:00 PST

Thanks for the add.

Good to see that maths is still a high priority on the US education curriculum.(from the profile of a charming young lesbian here on our very own Myspace)    About me:hey my name is Sara an...
Posted by Chloe on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST

300

Is just a very long gay chatline advert.
Posted by Chloe on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:35:00 PST

For Myspace Management:

It seems futile for me to defend myself, I'll let others do it for me, I am sure their words are worth far more than mine.We all know the internet is full of loons and potheads and Myspace is of ...
Posted by Chloe on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 06:37:00 PST

Is my clock running backwards?

(..these are very short, so won't waste much of your time).Funny: Not funny: In the UK we have a sense of humour, the first of these clips would not raise an eyebr...
Posted by Chloe on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:50:00 PST

*sighs* (...and not for the first time today I can tell you!)

If the US is the home to freedom and freedom of expression, then why do the powers to be feel it necessary to do this to John Lennon's song 'Imagine'?   Censored versions Radio stations in Ameri...
Posted by Chloe on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

Anyone got anything to say?

Each year, 20 million abortions take place in unsafe conditions and as a consequence, an estimated 80,000 women die.   Over a quarter of the world's population live in countries where abortion i...
Posted by Chloe on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:52:00 PST

I can't believe this got removed!!

God does indeed move in mysterious ways, that is of course if he existed!! ...
Posted by Chloe on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

Just so you know.....

For those of you who criticise me for sarcastic and sardonic answers to your mails can you please allow for the fact that 90 per cent of the messages I get end up in conversations like this:   It...
Posted by Chloe on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:51:00 PST