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Dave

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About Me

Hello everyone. I'm Dave. I live and work in sunny old Dover. You've all heard of it, been mentioned in a few songs, yeah yeah that Vera Lynn song and no I haven't seen a poxy Bluebird! I work for powers that be down at the port in Dover, shift working (which people struggle to understand), jumping in and out of lorries for a living, looking for things that people generally aren't allowed. Still, it pays the bills, pays for my nights out on the town (not usually Dover I might add) and of course my humble abode.A bit about me personally. You're not going to find the meaning of life here. But some words of wisdom from me are: Take some advice from Earl Hickey, (My name is Earl)it may just work for you. My sense of humour is, well, Dry and sarcastic. If you've seen Tony Hancock or the Smoking Room, you'll know the type of character. I dont really have the gift of a stand up comedian. Though few really do. I also do my bit for the environment as I reckon everyone should now.Thank you for dropping by and reading this.Dave (Brum)ps Any questions? Raise an arm.

My Interests

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Music:

A little bit of anything, as proved by the creaking shelves of an ever expanding CD collection heres just a few... Actually I really can't be assed to list it all. I'm always changing the music on my profile. Drop by once in a while and there should be something new or old or a tune that you may not have heard of on here.5 medicine tracks that always put a smile on my face after a bad day....its the end of the world
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Movies:

Not made them yet. The easy ansa. Some many to choose from, films that make me laugh; Monty Python films, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Airplane, Monsters Inc., Ground Hog Day, Men in Black, Kellys Heros, The Blues Brothers, Hellboy, Shrek, Elf, Withnail & I, Napoleon Dynamite, Ghostbusters, Wallace & Gromit, Dr Strangelove, Bad Santa. Films that make me ponder; Stand By Me, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Das Boot, Memento, Se7en, The Third Man, Sideways, Lost In Translation, Breakfast Club. Guilty pleasures; Red Heat, The Thing, Gremlins, Weird Science, Fight Club, Beverly Hills Cop, The Evil Dead, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Enter the Dragon, Weird Science, Rush Hour 2, The Great Escape, Bill & Teds Bogus Journey, The Battle of Britain, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Assault on Precinct 13, Manhunter, Robocop, Bound, The Italian Job, Die Hard.
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Television:

Too many golden oldies or TV greats to mention but here's a few current ones...The Sopranos, Dr Who, CSI, Lost, My Name Is Earl, South Park, The Real Hustle, Rescue Me, Battlestar Galactica, The Shield, Shark, Grand Designs, Bones, The Simpsons, Friday night with Jonathan Ross, Later with Jools Holland, Scrubs, The Daily Show with John Stewart, Waking the Dead, Parkinson, Dalziel & Pascoe, Top Gear, Cold Case, Standoff.

Books:

Anything by Nick Hornby, Thomas Harris, Irvine Welsh. Read the Motorcycle Diaries, travelling with Che Guevera. A great read

Heroes:

'We could be.....'
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My Blog

How to lose friends and alienate people with email.

Found this on a website. Excellent. How to Lose Friends and Alienate People With Email - Pt. 1 Email can be the source of aggravation in the receivers.  By following these rules, you can make t...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST

What irritates me about Myspace (3).

My recent irritations.... Bulletins - Are not Goddam chain letters. 'Things like if you don't repost this you'll be dead in 30 minutes'... Bunch of simple minded MOFO's for posting stuff like that. I ...
Posted by Dave on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 06:05:00 PST

An Inconvenient Truth V The Great Global Warming Swindle (and things environmental).

I watched some of these programs/movies recently. Ever since being a member of 'Green Club' at school (when it wasn't cool), I've always been aware of my potential impact on the environment....
Posted by Dave on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:12:00 PST

Beer Goggles effect explanied

Someone has actually worked out an equation to explain the beer goggles effect. The link below is to BBC webpage thats been around for a while. But I still thought it amusing.... "B" stands for the in...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:55:00 PST

What irritates me about Myspace (2).

Well done. Thank you for taking the time to read my Blog. This is my second blog about my experiences on Myspace. Firstly I'd like to thank all those people who've added me to your profile recently, e...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 07:14:00 PST

What irritates me about Myspace (1).

I was gonna write a huge blog about my early experiencies on MySpace but I'm gonna try & keep it short. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't MySpace on the worldwide web? then why is it a majori...
Posted by Dave on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:12:00 PST