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Mental Slug

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About Me


I'm basically here to kill time. Fuck it. Killing time is FUN!
My two children are the focus of my life. I get up in the morning, for them. They're too damn much fun. Some people keep telling me that cute kids are a great way to get chicks, I still haven't figured out how to do that yet, but I'm working on it.
Basically, I'm a homebody. I don't go out too much. Someone needs to give me a reason I guess (hellooooo? anyone? ANYBODY?). I can be a tad acerbic, but really I'm just a sarcastic smart ass, so why get your panties all bunched over it? Really, if you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry about it, the rest of us will still be laughing at you.
I like to watch silly shows on TV, I like to waste time on-line (message board, chat, IM, Myspace). I like to go drive around for five hours even when I have no place to go. I like to read Get Fuzzy. I like to eat cereal. I love fast food. I like getting my kids hooked on new songs, that they probably shouldn't be listening too. I like spoiling my kids. I like chewy granola bars with yogurt on them. I can annoy ANYONE. I like to make fun of people with disabilities, it's gimptacular fun. I still think Animaniacs ROCK! I like wearing T-shirts with smart ass crap on them. I like to watch racing on TV. I hate when I can't sleep at night, and that's almost everynight. I'm 32 and I've still never asked a girl out in my life (and don't think that's gonna change for you sweetheart...). I love to drive 105MPH in 25MPH zones. I like to take my truck and do donuts until the neighbors call the police. I hate moving shit. I hate that I don't have a couch or chair or anywhere to sit in my place right now, except on my bed or at my computer desk. I like filet mignon. I hate seafood, especially shellfish. I like Mexican food, especially Frank & Finas Cocina, and In-N-Out is proof that good loves us. I almost never drink, but when I do, I get drunk and am an asshole (which explains why I don't drink much...). I like to fly, I just hate airports. I have two half brothers, because my mom got around. I've never met my "dad", I actually don't even know (or care) what his name is. I think lawyers are pure evil and should all be killed. I think divorce lawyers are even worse than criminal defense attorneys, and they should all be burnt alive after months of bloody torture, and then their ashes shot into the sun.

My Interests

My interests are my children. Everything else is secondary. I like to watch funny shit on TV like South Park, I like to blast music that annoys people, and I like to drive WAY too fucking fast, and these are my weapons of choice:

I like to waste time on the internet, but I've realizing that in many ways, I'm getting bored with it. Thank god for Myspace, I've found some entertainment here.

I'm out of things to say here. I guess I'm not very interesting.

Here, look at the pretty picture:

Wait, maybe I do have more to say! Well, not really, but here ya go. I dig the hell out of racing. And for those of you that don't, bite me. I don't give a fuck what you think. I dig the hell out of Motorsports, any kind. I love ChampCar, Cup, CTS, NHRA, IHRA, WRC, F1, IndyCar, SCORE, whatever. If it has four wheels and races, I dig it. My favorite drivers are:

Robby Gordon
Paul Tracy
Justin Wilson
Tony Stewart
Carl Edwards
Kurt Busch
Casey Mears
Buddy Rice
Ken Schrader
Mark Martin
Jason Leffler
Jimmy Vasser
Cruz Pedregon
Frank Pedregon
Tony Pedgregon
Gary Scelzi
Tony Schumacher
Michael Schumacher
PJ Jones
Memo Gidley
Ron Fellows
Boris Said
Dan Wheldon
Darren Manning
Clay Millican

I'd like to meet:

Myself.

God.

And hell, pretty much anyone else. Amuse me damn it! Hell, I'm open. Everybody has a story to tell, right?

Music:



I grew up in the 80s and still listen to hair bands and new wave. I like some of the stuff from the early 90s, but a lot of it bores me to tears. I've always thought Metallica pretty much sucked and saw no point in bothering with them, when Megadeth or Anthrax were available. GnR was awesome, but does anyone really still expect Chinese Democracy anytime soon, or ever even? I like cliche punk bands, and I think the Ramones had one good song, that they played over and over and over and over giving it a different title each time. The Misfits are still The Misfits, even without the Keebler Elf Of Hate, and One Million Years BC is probably my favorite song by The Misfits, screw anyone that tries to qualify it with this “Graves Era” garbage. I never really cared about Joy Division or New Order. I think the Smiths are in my CD player right now, but maybe it could be Pantera, I get those two confused all the time. I like all the nu-metal and rap/rock (wow, dumber labels than hair bands and grunge, who would have thought that was possible?) that so many of my friends loathe. I listen to classical music in the car when I'm on the way to important meetings, I think it helps me from snapping off at the fucktards the way I am prone to do. I've been driving people nuts for the last three months whistling Ravel's Bolero everywhere I go. I hate listening to people explain to me why their taste is music is so great, and everyone else's sucks. Worthless pretentious fucks. Your opinion is no more or less valid than anyone elses, I don't give a rats ass what you think. I like stuff I used to hate, like all these damn pop-punk bands. I always liked Green Day and The Offspring, but I guess Blink-182 is an acquired taste, that somehow, I acquired. Must have been Dammit, great song. I still like Steve Vai, Joe Satriani and Eric Johnson, but all the rest of the guys wanking off on guitar, its boring, please stop. Hell, at this point I prefer to listen to someone like Bobby Rock wank it on drums, how did the most bad ass drummer the world has ever seen end up playing in ALL THREE of the biggest "joke" hairbands, Nelson, Nitro and Vinnie Vincents Invasion? Fuck it, I like all three of them. I like listening to new bands and things I've never heard before. I like Cold, because their music is simply sincere, it’s genuine. 13 Ways To Bleed Onstage, hurts to listen to, but in a good way. I love The Cure and Robert Smith is the only true genius that pop culture has ever spawned. I don’t ever want to hear another debate over who is better, Halford or Dickinson because frankly Tate and Bach bury both of them. I think Dimebag (or Diamond) getting shot on stage is one of the must fucked up things I’ve ever heard of happening. I like Nine Inch Nails, but I hate Trent worshippers. I think Led Zeppelin is overrated. I love cover songs, except when they’re REALLY just pathetic beyond words (Sheryl Crow and Madonna should never be allowed to do covers again. Ever.). I like listening to Jim Croce, Gordon Lightfoot and Harry Nilsson. I hate listening to great vocalists screech like a cat being run over by a car. I don’t ever need to hear Whitney or Mariah caterwauling again. I think Atreyu is bad ass. I’m actually getting hooked on Killswitch Engage lately, how did that happen? I swing back and forth in my level of tolerance for Country and Rap, at this moment, they’re both at all time lows. I love sappy love songs and I like angry hateful songs too. I never understood the fascination with boy bands. Bowling For Soup cracks me up, they’re FAN FUCKING TASTIC! That 500lbs guitarist is comedy gold. The only thing on earth funnier, is watching Dee Snider flip his hair over shoulder as he testifies before congress. I was a wee little thing in Southern California in the 70s, so of course I was overloaded with The Eagles and Fleetwood Mac in my early youth. I thought it was good stuff, but these $300 a ticket, rip off the past, reunion tours make me sick to my stomach. I defended Kiss in the 80s and I can’t stand them now. I think Enuff Z’Nuff – Loser Of The World is my own personal theme song at this particular moment. It may change to before I’m done typing this though. Zakk, from RATM, is the most annoying fucktard the music industry has seen in 40 years, save for Billy Corgan. Marilyn Manson is no better than Fred Durst, so he should probably just shut the fuck up. I’ll take Live over Creed, but I have to admit that Arms Wide Open really did hit hard, being played so much, two months before my first son was born. I like Love Spit Love and Love and Rockets. I like listening to the oldies station every now and then, especially if they’re playing some Beach Boys. 90% of the speeding tickets I’ve received in my life (and there have been a lot of them) have come with the Beach Boys blasting. I like songs like Rammstein – Du Hast and Nonpoint – Rabia, even though I have NO FUCKING CLUE what they’re saying. I refuse to go to concerts by myself, I did that once to see my favorite band, and frankly, it kinda sucked being there without anyone I knew. And now, it sucks right now since I really don't have anyone to go to concerts with. Industry is the best local band here in Vegas, but I'm damn sure no one actually made it all the way through this to read just how great Industry is, it sucks that it looks like they've turned in the towel. But I did see a local group called Conflict Of Interest a couple weeks ago and they were badass. Finally, I think I have changed my mind on my theme song, I'm gonna go with Ra - Only.

What did you expect, a short, but incomplete list of bands that I like, such as this?

HYPNOGAJA
The Cure
Cold


Others:

Industry
Jane's Addiction
ICP
Beach Boys
Further Seems Forever
Megadeth
Love Spit Love
No Use For A Name
Atreyu
Slow To Surface
Mudvayne
Dope
Pantera
Queensrÿche
Depeche Mode
Mars Electric
Killingbird
Korn
Stone Temple Pilots
Talking Heads
Poison
Live
Blink 182
Nine Inch Nails
Dropkick Murphys
From Autumn To Ashes
PiMP
Nonpoint
Foo Fighters
Mötley Crüe
Staind
Puddle Of Mudd
Guns N Roses
Breaking Benjamin
Love and Rockets
Trust Compay
Green Day
The Offspring
The Vandals
System Of A Down
Matchbox Twenty
My Chemical Romance
Professional Murder Music
Dokken
Flogging Molly
Linkin Park
Hoobastank
New Found Glory
Story Of The Year
Faster Pussycat
Simple Plan
Cheap Trick
Steve Vai
Anthrax
Ra
The Killers
Trapt
Smile Empty Soul
Disturbed
Godsmack
Psychedelic Furs
Van Halen
Bowling For Soup
Weezer
Thrice
Earshot
MxPx
Rancid
Sex Pistols
Garbage
Def Leppard
Misfits
Good Charlotte
Agent Orange
Dead Kennedys
Adema
Killswitch Engage
Billy Idol
Bobby Rock
Conflict Of Interest

And a bunch of other crap....

Movies:

Some of the stuff I do like:

Office Space, greatest movie EVER!

South Park - Bigger Longer Uncut, SLC Punk, Boondock Saints, Love Actually, Secondhand Lions, Quills, Fools Rush In, The Breakfast Club, Amadeus, American Beauty....there are others, but...fuck it.

Books:

Don Quixote de la Mancha - Miguel de Cervantes..

Heroes:

My kids

My Blog

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