I enjoy Golden showers. Pocket Pool. Guns. Whores. Brutal stabbings. Watching men squirm. Flipping the bird. Masturbating to Gay Porn. Kissing little girls. Playing bloody knuckles with very bad boys. Getting knocked-up. Cursing your mother out. Writing "Anne Bowman was here and I fucked her!" on bathroom walls. Snuff Films. Grabbing ass. Fisticuffs. Sex dreams about married men. Getting spanked. Funerals. Lying. Stealing. My Little Ponies. Burying things in my backyard. Toaster Bombs shaped liked Pop-Tarts. Glass bottle sodomy. Anal Sex. Satan and Friends. Poison Rings. Sex Toy Operators. Finding cum in my hair. Pissing on command. Going Commando. Molotov Cocktails. Gettin' crazy with the Chainsaw. Pulling ponytails. Fucking in the Graveyard. Hot leather and skintight pants. Hot Fuck.
Hot sluts, married men, people with strange fetishes that would make G.G. Allin turn over in his grave, people who get their kicks on Route 666, people who will let me abuse them, misanthropes, cop profilers, narcissists, anyone with severe mental deficiencies, schizogonists, anyone suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder, men who wanna get saucy, drunkards, cannibals, necrophiles, evil maniacal assholes, hot fucks, squirrels.
Whatever the person I'm fucking wants to put on. But, it better be on vinyl!
Psycho Beach Party, Playmate of the Apes, Teaserama, Wild Wild World of Jayne Mansfield, Faces of Death, Ghost World, Fight Club, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Geraldo's Manson Interview, Forensic Files, Animal E.R., Real TV, Happy Days, Garfield's Halloween Special.
I'm OK, You're OK. Prozac Nation. The Cardinal's Mistress. Sin Tryst. Pure Sweet Hell. Matador of Shame. Madame Bovary. The backs of Cereal Boxes.
Brittany Murphy, John McEnroe, Bonnie Parker, Elizabeth Wurtzel, Ricky Kasso, Doris Day, Lucrezia Borgia, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Misty Mundae, Veronica Lake, Graham Trievel.