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COREY FUCKING HAIM

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

WORLD FAMOUS TEENAGE ACTOR THAT NOW USES HIS MOMS DIAL UP INTERNET TO PIMP YOU INTERNET WHORES.

My Interests

SLEEPING, EATING MOMS GROCERIES, LUBRICATION, DIESEL FUEL, BOP MAGAZINE, ACNE MEDICATION.

I'd like to meet:

STARFUCKERS WILLING TO FUCK A HAS BEEN.

Music:

IF I COULD HAVE AFFORDED IT I WOULD HAVE GONE TO REHAB AND HUNG OUT WITH SCOTT WEILAND EVEN THOUGH I NEVER REALLY HAD A PROBLEM WITH SUBSTANCE ABUSE ASIDE FROM THE OCCASIONAL COCAINE/ALCOHOL/NARCOTIC BINGE BUT MY AGENT WHO RENTS OFFICE SPACE AT THE MALL RIGHT NEXT TO THE STORE THAT SELLS VACCUM CLEANERS SAID IT WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME SOME RECOGNITION BUT I ONLY HAD $26.71 COMBINED IN MY CHECKING AND SAVINGS AND HE SAID THOSE TREATMENT CENTERS ARE LIKE THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS SO I DIDNT DO THAT. I LIKE M.O.P A LOT....AND WINGER.

Movies:

DREAM A LITTLE DREAM, THE LOST BOYS, SNOWBOARD ACADEMY, LUCAS, LICENSE TO DRIVE, COREY HAIM- ME, MYSELF AND I.

Books:

BOP! MAGAZINE

My Blog

WHY IS THERE A TYPING CAT WITH GLASSES WHEN I TYPE STUFF IN HERE?

WTF LOL?
Posted by COREY FUCKING HAIM on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I FUCKIN LOVE HAM SANDWICHES


Posted by COREY FUCKING HAIM on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST