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jerk

you can't really dust for vomit.

About Me

I'm just some silly dude caught up in a world way more complicated than I can understand.

Be exactly who you want to be, do what you want to do
I am he and she is she but you're the only you
No one else has got your eyes, can see the things you see
It's up to you to change you life and my life's up to me
The problems that you suffer from are problems that you make
The shit we have to climb through is the shit we choose to take
If you don't like the life you life, change it now it's yours
Nothing has effect if you don't recognise the cause
If the programmes's not the one you want, get up, turn off the set
It's only you that can decide what life you're gonna get
If you don't like religion you can be the antichrist
If your tired of politics you can be an anarchist

My Interests

Sillyness, laughter, cozyness, simplicity, calm, nirvana, sleep, dreams, quantum physics, space, infinity, endless possibilities, optimism, schemes, hustles, scandals, traveling, imagination, new perspectives...playing the blues....oh, and anarchy too, cuz people shouldn't be born and live and die just to make money, they should be free, and as far as I can see that's the only way.

I'd like to meet:

someone simple, someone who can discuss anything.-and-

Music:

i don't like a lot of the music the kids are listening to these days.

Movies:

the thing i like to do most with them is watch them.I like army of darkness and don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood and Gummo and that's all.

Television:

the history channel and the wire and walker texas ranger.

Books:

I writes 'em and I reads 'em.

My Blog

Reagan, North & Bush responsible for deaths of countless U.S. Citizens

1974Crack cocaine makes its first documented appearance in California, the same year the influential Meneses family in Nicaragua establishes relationships with Colombian drug sellers.1977June: Norwin ...
Posted by jerk on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:25:00 PST

I want a house like yours.

I've decided there's 2 ways for me the way i amor the way i should be that makes me say "goddamn""how do people deal with this,what did they get?to make them kiss the ass of their own debt"I wanna own...
Posted by jerk on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 08:48:00 PST

Baltimore Riots 1968: A Timeline.

Baltimore Riots of 1968: A TimelineThis is by no means a comprehensive document_ It is based on what little historical information about the unrest is available from common sources.&nbs...
Posted by jerk on Sun, 06 May 2007 10:04:00 PST

BOYS BEWARE! (taken from youtube.com)

..>REEEEMIX..>...
Posted by jerk on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:10:00 PST

Jayhova's Witnesses would've been cooler...

They knocked on my door and I stepped outside to close it in my blue shirt that says "Nuke a Godless communist gay baby seal for Christ" and I lit up a cigarette and asked them why they were at my hou...
Posted by jerk on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

midnight at the whitehouse (a song, a story & some books)

It's midnight at the white house,the kids are here for "midnight tours"the president's hard, helicopter in the yard,unloading the underage whores.We bought them from Nebraska,so nobody will ever know,...
Posted by jerk on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:56:00 PST

I feel like I'm Taking Crazy Pillz (the blog)

So here I am in MN being sober and shit.  It'll have been 6  months in 10 days.  So, I'm doin that, which is cool because now I can actually accomplish things, and I want so badly to ac...
Posted by jerk on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:11:00 PST

in a relationship

o i've decided i'm "in a relationship" with myself....so, that's just fair warning....I'll never love you more than me no matter who you are, and if you think that's not fair you're dumb and you proba...
Posted by jerk on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST

another bizarre dream (it's not experimental, it's french)

right before i woke up this morning i had a dream in which i was shopping in a bodega like grocery store, only it was really big, but i had lost my shopping list so i was really upset and worried and ...
Posted by jerk on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 08:03:00 PST

19....a haiku (also a list of emo band & song names)

if he appears young and says that he is 19 he is a liar   -Attack of the Worthless Emotions -Mourning Would -Edward Emotional Hands -Love 'n' Paste -Tears of Love -Melancholy Laughtermask -The Tr...
Posted by jerk on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 10:04:00 PST