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Hello, I'm Husayn Sapphire. I am the presidential candidate for the Monarchist Party of the United States of America (MPUSA), and the next president of the United States of America. I believe first and foremost in honesty and integrity in politics (after the divine right of kings). Many of my opponents are secret Muslims, secret smokers, and Ralph Nader. I am none of these things. I'm a terrible chain smoking Muslim from a humble upbringing. Being raised in a shanty in West Virginia, shooting at anything that could have been edible, guzzling moonshine or maybe a little bit of whiskey when I could afford it, and having the devil beat out of me by my snake handling father means that I understand the situation of ordinary Americans. I am an ordinary American myself. Therefore I implore you, not to believe in the power of Husayn Sapphire to change things in Washington, but to believe in the power of you, the people, to throw your votes away. I am Husayn Sapphire and I support this message. I'm husayn sapphire.