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Miss Stress

Fountain of blood in the shape of a girl

About Me

I am a local Seattle model. As you can see from some of my work, I really enjoy edgy or dark projects, or anything that inspires me. If you are interested, message me or email [email protected] I do not do TFP unless there is an exceptional photographer or a tearsheet opportunity.

My portfolio and resume can be seen at http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=20196

I lead this double life. I'm an accountant, which I hear is the new black. I'm also a geek. Music is my life although I haven't done much with it lately. I like to go to a show or listen to DJs occasionally. Strictly jungle or techno. No house or trance please. I have about 12 hours of ink so far and it's expanding rapidly. If you'd like to know something just ask. I don't bite. Ok, I do. Oh and I love these girls so you should check out their work http://afterfashion.com/

My Interests

MUSIC, Joelism, Blackjack, wine, yoga, herbs, fashion, coffee, photography, art, buddhism, spirituality, doshas, astrology, wicca, paganism, tattoos, plants (I have over 30 houseplants), music, gardening, and being an internet whore.

I'd like to meet:

The kinky, the freaky, the beautiful, anyone with common interests, photographers, models and interesting people. Just please introduce yourself first.

Music:

Radiohead, Ghostland Observatory, The Faint, Hot Chip, Depeche Mode, 13 and God, The Postal Service, LCD Soundsystem, The Cure, FischerSpooner, Lali Puna, The Rapture, Baxter, Concord Dawn, Stakka and Skynet, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, D' Angelo, Snoop, Underworld, Subtle, bjork, Roni Size, Portishead, !!! (chick chick chick) Plasticman, Richie Hawtin, at the drive in, aphex twin, Mars Volta, the pixies, dave clark, Cari Lekebusch, Misstress Babrara, Adam Beyer (he is a techno god), Le Tigre, Josh Wink, Nakia, Bob Marley, and of course Mozart. Especially his requiem. Oh and Go Like Hell!My musical interests are ridiculously ecclectic. I don't think I can possibly list them all.

Movies:

Porn! Hedwig and the Angry Inch, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, Donny Darko, The Village, Bubba Ho-Tep, Secretary, Snatch, Amadeus, Evil Dead 1 & 2, Army of Darkness, The Crow, Legend, Lord of the Rings, Doom Generation, The Royal Tenembaums, Rocky Horror, Dunne, Titus, and anything by John Waters

Television:

South Park, House, Bones, and I get sucked into all those worthless VH1 shows like I love the 80s.

Books:

The Zombie Survival Guide, If Chins Could Kill, Where the wild things are....

Heroes:

my daughter I thought I'd give a more updated version of what she looks like after her "mommy I cut my hair" stunt.

My Blog

Best video ever

http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&am p;videoid=435383
Posted by Miss Stress on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:00:00 PST

Omar

I've had a lot of time to sit and think about this one, and I think the reason it bothers me so much, is that I've known this person for over half my life.  I met Omar at the mall when I was 14.&...
Posted by Miss Stress on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 01:51:00 PST

free bipolar cat

craigslist ad **update**  I received many emails thanking me for a good laugh.  I also got this one: "i think your cat got weird because you sound like an immature freak.screw the kids save...
Posted by Miss Stress on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:43:00 PST

Peektures

I added a bazillion photos, mainly real life and baby stuff.  I never really added real life photos but I figure what the hell.
Posted by Miss Stress on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:32:00 PST

Finally

I think most everyone that knows me pretty well knows I had a baby on Sunday!  Most of my nonbaby friends, which is most everyone, usually comes to me for the lowdown and i answer all questions.&...
Posted by Miss Stress on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

Baby today!

How appropriate that Chloe was born on a Sunday as well.  I have the oh-dear-god contractions about 10 minuters apart.  I go through active labor pretty fast so I can say that there will mos...
Posted by Miss Stress on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:37:00 PST

The truth about pregnany and labor

So the scene in every hollywood movie where the woman's water breaks and they rush to the hospital is crap.  The water breaking scenario only happens in 10-13% of women.  In real life there ...
Posted by Miss Stress on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:50:00 PST

I seem to be in everyones thoughts

So today this crazy influx of people calling me and checking on me has started.  No baby yet.  I've even been told that tomorrow is the day.  I was so let down when I went 5 days over l...
Posted by Miss Stress on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 04:48:00 PST

Wedding Photos

http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v705/angela206/Wedding%20P hotos%20by%20Hypnox/ Above is the link to the photos.  If you want a printable version let me know.  These are sized down. &n...
Posted by Miss Stress on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:54:00 PST

To the high jackasses that ruined the subtle show

I went out to a show tonight to see Subtle....again.  You were the high assholes in the front row on Acid or whatever flailing and hitting many many people.   You were the idiots face f...
Posted by Miss Stress on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST