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Father Chester

I am here for Dating

About Me

Ih livesh in Toronto COsh they kickedsh (hic) meh outsh of meh parishhh ... hhhhhh .... shee. I ushhed to lovesh givinsh tshe shacrementsh to (hic) ahlll tshe lobely lil chillinsh. Hhhhhmmmmmmmm .... mmmmmmsshhhhhhh .... andsh tshe wineshh, shee. I yushhed ta putsh (hic) whishkey in tshe winesh and givesh it tshe allsh tshe lil kiddieshhh (hic). You knowsh ... loooshensh demsh up abit.... butsh now thatsh I don't havesh me parishh any moreshh I gotshta shuck dick fo' whishkey ... jush stick in (hic) in mey armsh I shay!!!Comesh heerrree lil kiddie ... I gotsh shome cananana ... (hic) ..candadah .. (hic) .. candy forsh yah!

My Interests

Whishkey, buttsh3x0rz, candy, shweet (hic) innoshent lil peoplesh, gettingsh back meh parishh (hic), group shecksh.

I'd like to meet:

hhhhhhmmmmmm .... hhhhhhhhhhhhh (hic)

Music:

Tshe NAMBLA JAMBLA ish meh favoritesh ... hhhmmmmmshhhhh..

Movies:

7 Deadly Shinsh, Tshe Lasht Tetahtah ... (hic) ..Temtaytahtah ... (hic) ..Temtayshun of Chrisht, Lolita.

Television:

now gimmmeh meh damn whishkey!!!!!

Books:

whishkey!!!

Heroes:

WHISHKEY, damnit!!!!!!!!