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Eric G. Rules!

Gentleman Extraordinaire

About Me

I Rule.

My Interests



Furniture design and manufacturing (building my site at www.loungeworld.com), drawing, writing short stories, finance, biking, scuba diving, painting miniatures, 50's decor, exotica kitsch, working out, Tiki culture, learning rockclimbing, reading, martial arts, continuing school, hackeysackin', travelling, and fantasizing about Jeannette Vasquez.

Oh... and now genealogy!!!

I'd like to meet:

Any person who can further my own selfish life.

Or a midget porn star.

Or anyone who wants to meet up for a drink in the 626/ 909/ 951 area codes. Let's party!

Cheers,

Music:

Elvis, Portishead, Hepcat, Groove Armada, Patsy Cline, Gipsy Kings, Paris Combo, Chris Issak, Maxwell, Johnny Cash, G. Love, Jamiroquai, Sade, Nick Cave, Busstop Hurricanes, Beastie Boys, Led Zeppelin, Brooklyn Funk Essentials, Tiger Army, The Dining Rooms, Serge Gainsbourg, Don Ho, PJ Harvey, Massive Attack, Bob Marley - ANY Bossa Nova, Rockabilly, Electronica, Afro-Cuban Jazz, World Music, & the theme song to Sanford and Son (Yeah, I know you love it too!)

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Movies:

Any gory horror movie produced in the 70's through 1984. Troma movies. Midget porn. Martial art flicks. Any movie starring Michael Madsen or Bruce Campbell, or the regular guys, De Niro, Pacino, Sam Jackson, Ron Jeremy, James Bond, etc. I willingly admit The Sound Of Music, because, well... the Hills are alive with it.

Television:

If I watched TV, I would only tune in for Sopranos, Simpsons, old Seinfeld reruns, maybe the news or any of the million home improvement shows constantly airing.

Books:

Geek Love - Katherine Dunn; This Side of Paradise - Fitzgerald; Burmese Days - Orwell; Anything by Ernest Hemmingway, James Ellroy, Ed Poe, Jack Kerouac, John Steinbeck, Charles Bukowski, Stephen King, or any book relating to Artwork, Furniture Design, Home Improvement, Dark Horror Fiction, and the Bible.

My Blog

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?

Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?   California? Oregon? Switzerland? Most believe it originated in Switzerland, and here's the real version.   Many years ago a man was tra...
Posted by Eric G. Rules! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why NOT to Forward a Chain e-mail letter

Hello, This letter is to notify you of the negative implications of participating in chain e-mails and/ or perpetuating internet hoaxes. Participating in chain e-mails and hoaxes, at best, wil...
Posted by Eric G. Rules! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Lifetime Goals

OK, so I don't take too much in this world very seriously, but I am a strong believer in establishing goals.  I set weekly, annual, and in this case, lifetime goals.  I have decided to compi...
Posted by Eric G. Rules! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cybersex

Cybersex - Transcribed from your real life events ******************************* Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing an expensive red silk blouse, ...
Posted by Eric G. Rules! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The division between Covina and West Covina

A long time listener/ first time writer, brought up an interesting and oft-misunderstood question about why the general public erroneously believes Covina has anything to do with West Covina. I thi...
Posted by Eric G. Rules! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST