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HNM

They call me Grace

About Me


IF I DON'T ALREADY KNOW YOU OR KNOW OF YOU, PLEASE DON'T ASK TO ADD ME WITHOUT AN INTRODUCTORY E-MAIL. Sorry, but I just can't accept random requests. You understand, right? Thanks;)

That being said,
I've developed a sudden and strange affinity for children's movies.
I learned the word sarcastic at 4 years of age.
I don wacky get-ups for fun.
That's it. Oh, yeah, did I mention I'm a burgeoning wardrobe stylist ?

we dress up
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Hukilau 2006!
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My Interests


Cool stuff that promotes fair trade and aids in the fight against human trafficking MadeBySurvivors.
com
TrailsToBridges.com
GeckoTraders.com

Cool recycled and eco-friendly stuff
Re-Modern.com
GreatGreenGoods.
com
DoyBags.com

Just plain cool stuff UncommonGoods.
com

Posing with other people's cars.

It's a challenging hobby; it's taken years to master. But, I love it.

Other things, which don't necessarily interest me, but I do none the less, include: say things that make no sense, be chronically late, roller skate, swing dance poorly, argue about what's in a "real" martini, spill my martini on myself, emulate Imelda Marcos, call my friends fornicators, buy things I can't afford and don't use, deprecate myself, go for long runs on the beach, and short drives through the ghetto.

My little brother and his lovely wife Danielle...

I'd like to meet:

UPS drivers....they're hot. Seriously, has anyone ever seen an unattractive one? Nope. Makes me wonder whether United Parcel Service only hires good-looking people (in which case homely folks should prob organize some sort of class action)or, whether WORKING FOR UPS MAKES YOU HOT. Hmmmm. Moving on then, I'd also like to meet some tall, handsome, God-loving, church-going bluegrass musicians with sexy accents who equally enjoy highbrow and lowbrow art and culture, with whom I can practice swing and salsa dancing, speaking Spanish, and who can teach me German and Italian ;)

Music:

Nerf Herder, Flogging Molly, Asylum Street Spankers, Dropkick Murphys, Authority Zero, Guttermouth, the Toasters, NOFX, the Dead, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, the Stones, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Buck, The Vandals, They Might Be Giants....other assorted silly, irreverent bands that don't take themselves too seriously.....blues, jazz, bluegrass, rag-time, rockabilly, punk, ska, swing, 80's pop and new wave.

Movies:

Witty comedies. I get enough horror and suspense on my drive to work every day, thank you.

Television:

Target commercials are the best thing on television

Books:

The Bible, Merriam-Webster's Unabridged, John Birch Society Newsletter, and the Bloomingdale's catalogue.

Heroes:

Annabelle Gurwitch

My Blog

2nd Annual FTL Zombie Walk: The Resurrection

Q: How many zombies does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Who cares?Q: How many zombies does it take to have a great time?A: We don't know yet! So go to the event page and RSVP!The bars want to know h...
Posted by HNM on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:04:00 PST

stuff is important

Some responsible ways to get your stuff: Cool stuff that promotes fair trade and aids in the fight against human trafficking MadeBySurvivors.comTrailsToBridges.comGeckoTraders.comCool recycled and eco...
Posted by HNM on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

There's more to do...

There's more to do around here than drink overpriced cocktails in darkened bars surrounded by pretentious people listening to tired music. Here are some of my ideas;)   art, fashion and film even...
Posted by HNM on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:01:00 PST

Help a spinster out

Want to take a spinster to a wedding?! Oh, it's not for me, it's for my, um, super nice, super cute...friend. Yeah, that's it. xo-H
Posted by HNM on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST

Bakura zombi!!

Thanks to all who stumbled out for the First Annual SFL Zombie Walk (and Pub Crawl)! Both Logan and Meri got some amazing shots: http://www.kodakgallery.com/I.jsp?c=36886tqc.9cq34h3o&x= 0&y=om2...
Posted by HNM on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST

Zombie Walk tips

OK, so there has been some concern expressed over actually becoming a zombie for our walk next Sunday. Kids, it doesn't have to be difficult! Here are my tips: Attire-find some clothing you don't mind...
Posted by HNM on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:44:00 PST

Cara's Super Sweet 16 Party!

Roller skating and balloons and cake and booze...what more could a girl want? You know her, you love her, she's turning 16 (again). So come out to Gold Coast Roller Rink this Tuesday to celebrate Cara...
Posted by HNM on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 04:30:00 PST

Every time I get what I want

I change my mind and want something else. One day, I'm going to make some man very unhappy.
Posted by HNM on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST

More war stories from the Extreme Klutz Files

Picture it: Fort Lauderdale, 2006. The smell of cigarettes and onion rings permeate the air. In front of the lockers in the dark, smoky little rink, I skate across the black and white checke...
Posted by HNM on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:19:00 PST

I don't like to hate

But I ABSOLUTELY HATE COMPETITION SHOWS. Just who the [expletive deleted] is it who actually cares who the best singer, dancer, model, fire-breathing plate-spinner or bug-eater is? Hmm? Whose fault it...
Posted by HNM on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 08:58:00 PST