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Downtown Fonte Brown

I've got razorblade lips, I'm gonna kiss some wrists

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

MOTLEY CRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!, Van Halen with David Lee Roth, Free Range Bastards, Fun Run Boys, Precious Boys, the Big Boys, Pocket FishRmen, Solid Gold 40, the Dicks, Honky, Dixie Witch, Fishbone, Parliament, Funkadelic, P-Funk, Bootsy Collins, James Brown, Ray Charles, Ultramagnetic MC's, Kool Keith, Dr. Octagon, DJ Shadow, De La Soul, Sons of Hercules, the Ends, Teabag, Trashcan Baptism, American Idles, the Dickins, More Fire, Rolling Stones, Superheavy Goat Ass, Iron Maiden, Butthole Surfers, AC/DC. Big Balls, Pong, Roky Erickson, Prince, Amplified Heat, Agony Column, TANG, Ignitor, Brewtality Inc., Oklahomos, Bearded Clam Diggers, Duran Duran, Brown Whornet, the Fuckemos, Unitard, Miss Rae & the Royal Family, Electric Cock, the Passed Out Flyers, Rockland Eagles, Riverboat Gamblers, Mastodon, Hank Williams, Hank Williams III, Kevin Fowler, Willie fuckin Nelson, Attic Ted, Punkaroos, Strip Club DJs, Gun Totin' Meateaters, Dio, Crank County Daredevils, the Drunks, the Black Novas, Shandon Sahm, Doug Sahm, Ween, Turbonegro, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Supersuckers, Wu Tang, RZA, GZA, Old Dirty Bastard, Billy Idol, Tears for Fears, Dale Watson, Broken Teeth, Dangerous Toys, Backlit Revolver, RATT, Slaughter, New Disaster, Duke, Van Stone, Gorillaz, Johnny Cash ... and a whole lot more I'll add later as I think about 'em.

Movies:

Are pretty sweet (especially dirty ones), but I really don't have the time to watch many of them because I'm usually downtown.

Television:

I'm never home except to sleep, shower, and fuck, so I really don't have the time for that shit.

Books:

The Dirt.

Heroes:

Are for cowards.

My Blog

Fred Thompson?

I decided to check out the website of everyone's new favorite presidential candidate, C-list actor - Fred Thompson. As far as prosecutors on Law & Order are concerned, I prefer the silky-smoothe s...
Posted by Downtown Fonte Brown on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 05:39:00 PST

WEEN! WEEN! WEEN!

We're going to Ween tonight and tomorrow night at Stubb's. I've been told it's sold out both nights - I don't know if that affects you or not - but you should come down - they put on a kickass show. I...
Posted by Downtown Fonte Brown on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:58:00 PST

Today! Today! Today! Today! Today! Today! Happy Birthday!


Posted by Downtown Fonte Brown on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

Corn Tortillas

Why don't they make giant size burrito style corn tortillas like they do with flour tortillas? Corn tortillas are always smaller than flour tortillas. They are so much better than flour tortillas; why...
Posted by Downtown Fonte Brown on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:11:00 PST

Don't you hate the way food tastes after being sick?

What the fuck is up with those weird flavors you get in you mouth when eating, after coming down from running high fevers and all that for a few days? You're like eating an apple or something, and the...
Posted by Downtown Fonte Brown on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 12:01:00 PST

I've drunk so much alcohol since Sunday, I'm now a reptile

That is all. Downtown Fonte Turtle.
Posted by Downtown Fonte Brown on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 12:06:00 PST

I'm Not Stopping. Why are you?

See you tomorrow. 10 AM. Sharp. Can't stop the, ***!!!$$$Downtown Fonte Brown$$$!!!***
Posted by Downtown Fonte Brown on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST

Let it BEGIN!!!

The Austin week of endless events, madness, no sleep, and bodily punsihment begins for me at 3:00 PM today ... and I was actually smart enough this year to take the Monday following this upcoming week...
Posted by Downtown Fonte Brown on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

Business Cards .... Series 2!!!!

About to be printed. Get ready - they're the shizznit! See ya Downtown... ***!!!Fonte Brown!!!***
Posted by Downtown Fonte Brown on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:54:00 PST