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Shalomi

small hands create the illusion of girth..

About Me

I'm not aware of too many things, i know what I know if you know what I mean... I am bad at describing myself so I will let my friend Cristaal do it! Ten Reasons Vogue is Cooler Than You. 10. Is YOUR name Vogue? 9. She has co-inhabited with more people in a two-bedroom apartment than your neighbors from El Salvador. 8. " I am a cucumber." Mean anything to you? No? Exactly. 7. She'll let you crash on her futon with your dog and jungle of houseplants indefinately, make you believe that she is sad to see you go when you do. 6. She knows slang you've never heard before, nor will you probably ever hear again. 5. She has never met a problem that couldn't be fixed with some Camels, a trip to Taco Bell or Tang. 4. Who else do you know that can coax the entire crew team over their place at 6 am? 3. She'll take you dancing, take you to the best vintage shop, smoke the tainted drugs you got from a stranger in New Mexico with you, take you to see Mexican anarchists play brass hip hop, take you for barbeque take you hiking, make you homefries at 5 a.m. and share her life philosophies, based on the teachings of Dr. & Claire Huxtible / the "gang" (Brenda, Brandon, Kellly, Donna, Steve, David & Dylan) and that's just in a day's work. 2. Her breasts have gotten more feel and film than the Kodak booth at the Children's Museum. 1. When you're 50, you probably will not come home from a long day of teaching Kindergarten, put on your boustier, thigh highs, liquid liner, a bob wig, get some forties, friend chicken and go to the hottest club in town, where everyone will be calling you "Mamma." But Vogue will, and she'll still look better than you .. width="425" height="350" .. ..
Your Power Color Is Orange
You live in the fast lane. You love action, risk, and competition.
You're spontaneous, enthusiastic, and persuasive.
But you're also easily bored - and love to rebel against structures.
You resent rules ... as well as people's attempts to control you! What's Your Power Color?
Your Five Variable Love Profile
Propensity for Monogamy:
Your propensity for monogamy is low.
You see love as a gift that you should give to many.
It's hard for you to imagine being with one person at at time...
Let alone one person for the rest of your life!
Experience Level:
Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!
Dominance:
Your dominance is medium.
You tend to be the one with more power.
You aren't a total control freak in relationships..
But of course you don't mind getting you way!
Cynicism:
Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.
Independence:
Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together. The Five Variable Love Test
You Are Super Spicy
You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy.
You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire! Are You Hot? This Profile Was Created Using The Lethal Design MySpace Editor ..

My Interests

Live music, Dancing, Film,sewing, riding my bike, working for the common good, children, the blues, traveling, WWII, war movies, blah blah blah....

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I'd like to meet:

People to make me look cooler then humanly possible

Music:

Tool, Ani Defranco, The Lions, Led Zepplin, Blue Cheer, Black Sabbath, Cream, Ray Charles, Otis, Sam and Dave, Percy, Super Heavy Goat Ass, Black Moses, the Quick and the Dead,Pink Floyd, Wonderful Day, Pinetop Perkins, Roky Erickson,Tupac, B.B. King, Honky,Robert Randolf, Jack Johnson, The casting couch, Jimmy Cliff, ZZ Top, James Brown, Tia Carerra,MoTown,Dixie Witch,Outkast, Bad Boy Bill, Southern Rock, Walter "wolfman" Washington, Tone Loc, Dirty Dozen Brass Band,Amplified Heat, Kermitt Rufins, Dr. John, Black Eyed Peas, Ozomatli, Groupo Fantasmo, Sabbath, Nina Simone, Etta James, Parliment, Madonna, Live, Puccini, Prince, Donna Summer, Prodigy, Toof, Depeche Mode, Pink Floyd,.. width="425" height="350" ..

SylvesterSnoop, Tom Petty, Lauren Hill, Kathleen Edwards, Peaches, 311, NIN, Flaming Lips, Tom Petty, Motley Crue, Queens of the Stone Age, Tracy Chapman, Rusted Root, Peter Tosh, Jimmy Cliff, Army of Rage, Rage Against the Machine, more, and more, and more.......

Movies:

,Finding Neverland, Singing in the Rain, The Jerk, Dead Again, Confidence..br /

Television:

anything that will put me to sleep at 11:30 at night.

Books:

Holy Cow, She's come undone, The Guide to getting it on, Avas Man, Honky, The Rise and Fall of the American Teenager, Middle Sex, the call to service, Their eyes were watching god, How to make luv like a porn star

Heroes:

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My Blog

When on YouTube I always wander to the city under the Sea

Every damn time I get on You tube I end up randomly watching NOLA Katrina Videos. I start to cry and get sucked into watching videos for hours. I miss it so much. The Magical place of my childhood ...
Posted by Mack 10 on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:44:00 PST

Tagged/ I am a horrible person

TAG ...Six Weird things/habits about MERules:Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things a...
Posted by Mack 10 on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

Weakness is not a virtue I Iike

It is so hard not to love someone you're supposed to, even when they are toxic....
Posted by Mack 10 on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 01:42:00 PST

This helped today be a little easier

Had to pass this along to the beautiful women that I am honored to know. Read on...If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.Stop making excuses f...
Posted by Mack 10 on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:01:00 PST

I don't want to grow up I'm a Toys R Us kid...

I purposely make the "wrong decisions", so i can continue to live my life the way that I want....In the immortal words of Mr.Bobby Brown "It's my parogative, I do what I wanna do"...
Posted by Mack 10 on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

Metta Sutta

This is what should be doneBy one who is skilled in goodness,And who knows the path of peace:Let them be able and upright,Straightforward and gentle in speech.Humble and not conceited,Contented and ea...
Posted by Mack 10 on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:17:00 PST

Dhammavadaka

Remember always that you are just a visitor here, a traveler passing through. your stay is but short and the moment of your departure unknown.None can live without toil and a craft that provides your ...
Posted by Mack 10 on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:11:00 PST

Uncle Daddy!

That aint's my Baby's daddy! Great article on the origin of the term Babby's Daddy
Posted by Mack 10 on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:37:00 PST