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MIKE MARTIN

I can't quit, I'm fired!

About Me


I grew up in Austin, lived in LA for awhile, am now back in Austin. The story has just begun.....TXRD Lonestar Rollergirls! I am the referee known as "Mike Hunt".... I like to be creative and have fun and party and meet people that are worthy of my time.


Get Your Cyborg Name

Humor is awesome and it is the most important thing to me and to anyone important ever......I celebrate the fact that I have feelings and truly care for the people that matter to me ...... With that in mind also know that I am the hardest working son of a bitch on the planet and if can't keep up with me I have no respect for you or anything about you......"This is the worst Eve 6 show I've ever been to." -- Me during a secret show of theirs I accidentally attended...... Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 70% Green Lantern 65% Spider-Man 60% Catwoman 60% The Flash 55% Wonder Woman 47% Hulk 45% Superman 45% Supergirl 42% Robin 35% Batman 30% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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50 Cent sucks. I don't care how many times he was shot. I don't care about how hard his life was. He still sucks......"Common People" by Pulp is the greatest song ever written. I think I always knew this, but now I definitely know it...... I hate Vincent Gallo both as a filmmaker and a person. If you like his movies we have a slim chance of being friends......
How to make a mike martin
Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part ambition
5 parts
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comAwesome! I'm 5 Parts Nothing!YOUR IDEAL NAME IS MICHAEL! That's funny, since my name is Albert. It really is.
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My Interests

Film (Watching and making), Music (listening and making), Writing, Sports, Pop Culture, Live Music, Fun.Making back-handed comments alluding to exes on my MySpace page and then ragging on them for doing the same. Then making it ironic.
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
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Your Penis Name Is...
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I'd like to meet:

Eddie Money, Brett Scallions, and the dude from Roxette.A smart, funny, and sane girl with talent who also loves the movie "Miracle" as unironically I as do.Also, the cast of Laguna Beach. And every America's Next Top Model since they weren't.I will marry one or all of the following in no particular order: Regina Spektor, Gena Olivier, and Nora Zehetner.

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

1986, Afghan Whigs, ...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Andrew WK, The Anniversary, Arcade Fire, Ash, At the Drive-In, The Band, The Beatles, Black Star Brigade, Bloc Party, Blue Sidd Honey, Burning Brides, BV3, Catherine Wheel,Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Clap! Clap!, Coheed and Cambria, Any Cully Symington project, The Cure, David Bowie, Death From Above 1979, Death Cab for Cutie, Depeche Mode, Deftones, Doves, Echo and the Bunnymen, Elastica, Electric Six,Elliot Smith,Fetla, Fiona Apple, Fischerspooner, Flaming Lips, Fly Better Broken, For Those Who Know, Fountains of Wayne, Franz Ferdinand, Fugazi, Gang of Four, Gertie Fox, The Giraffes, Green Day, Greg Dulli, Guns 'n' Roses, Haunting Oboe Music, Hum, INXS, Interpol, James, James McMurtry, Jeff Buckley, Jesus and Mary Chain, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, JR Juggernaut, The Killers, Kings of Leon, Leonard Cohen, The Lightning Seeds, Local H, Magnetic Fields, Mars Volta, MC5, Metric, Michael Jackson, Minus the Bear, Motley Crue, Muse, The Music, My Morning Jacket, My Spacecoaster, Morrissey, Neil Diamond, Neil Young, Neko Case, The New Pornographers, New Order, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Noise Conspiracy, Okkervill River, The Oklahomos, Our Lady Peace,Pearl Jam, Piebald, Pixies, Portishead, Postal Service, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Pulp, Queens of the Stone Age, Radiohead, Rancid, The Replacements, Recover, Reggie and the Full Effect, REM, Refused, Rob Dickinson, The Rolling Stones, Simon and Garfunkel, The Slip, Smashing Pumpkins, The Smithereens, Snow Patrol, Sonic Youth, The Soundtrack of Our Lives, Spoon, SQUINT, The Stills, Stone Roses, The Subways, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Sword, T-Rex, Thrice, Thursday, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Tom Waits, Townes Van Zandt, The Twilight Singers, U2, The Verve, Violent Femmes, We are Scientists, Welldigger's Banquet, White Stripes, XTC etc.

Movies:

MIRACLE, Walk the Line, Brain Candy, Wet Hot American Summer, Princess Bride, Iron Giant, In the Name of the Father, Major League, The Aristocrats, The Fifth Element, Clerks, Braveheart, Bubble Boy, Dr. Strangelove, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Gift, Dirty Work, Slingblade, Fight Club, Clerks, The Last Waltz, American Beauty, Chasing Amy, Beyond the Mat, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Star Trek 5, Holes, Pootie Tang, X-Men 2, Batman Begins, The Shining, Casablanca, Boondock Saints, Fahrenheit 9/11, Good Will Hunting, Saved!, The Life Aquatic, Supersize Me, Mallrats, Rushmore, The Wedding Singer, Sexy Beast, The Pianist, Rain Man, High Fidelity, Swingers, Elephant, The Last Shot,Donnie Darko, Super Troopers, The Transformers Movie, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, Dogma, Speed, All M. Night films, Dr. Strangelove, Kubrick that doesn't go overboard.

Television:

HEROES IS MY CRACK. Football, basketball, Arrested Development, Wonderfalls, Wrestling, The original Nightstalker, Slegehammer, Freaks and Geeks, Strangers With Candy, Rock Star:INXS, Buffy, Firefly, Criss Angel: Mind Freak, Starved, E! xtreme News, Survivor, Upright Citizens Brigade, Three's Company, What's Happening (most underrated show ever), 24, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Cheers, The State, Mr. Show, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, Kids in the Hall, Brisco County Junior, American Idol, All in the Family, Stella, The Simpsons a

Books:

I have the exact same taste in books as Glen Danzig. See above. The Trial by Kafka. My favorite book. Them by Jon Ronson. Palahnuick. Does the Watchmen count? It should. And I should say Kurt Vonnegut, so I can pretend to be smart like the fake-retarded janitor in Disturbing Behavior. And the back up QB in Varsity Blues.

Heroes:

Bob Odenkirk and Tim Duncan and Lee Lewallen and Brian Aubert.

My Blog

The great, late Bobby Vama

I've just gotten word from the Bobby Vama tribute site here on MySpace that the documentary "The Legend of Bobby Vama" finally is close to having distribution rights and it might be mere months before...
Posted by MIKE MARTIN on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:18:00 PST

A brief statement on how stoked I am about a baseball signing

I just have to take a moment to express my excitement upon learning that the Oakland Athletics, my favorite baseball team, have just signed my favorite player of the past 20 years that was never an A....
Posted by MIKE MARTIN on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 02:09:00 PST

Sledge Hammer

Buy the Sledge Hammer Season 1 DVD right now, goddammit!It's the funniest shit ever.
Posted by MIKE MARTIN on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 03:03:00 PST

Stupid Radio Contests

Yeah, so I won a radio contest. And I did it in an awesome way.I answered a trivial listening question that I'm not sure anyone I know could have answered.The station played three quick clips from thr...
Posted by MIKE MARTIN on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:58:00 PST

Merry Christmas! Blah Blah Blah!

I have a question. And I in no way intend to disrespect the baby Jesus on this, his special day, but am I legally required to celebrate Christmas this year since it was the worst year of my life? Do I...
Posted by MIKE MARTIN on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 01:09:00 PST

The Beautiful Ridiculousness That is "Trapped in the Closet"

Ok, if you haven't already, you really should do yourself the service of watching the R Kelly epic saga known as "Trapped in the Closet." In fact, just go out and buy it, because I guarantee you will ...
Posted by MIKE MARTIN on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:33:00 PST

What's in a word?

All right, here it goes. I have a job. I'm a general manager of a pizza joint. It's how I spend time in between watching sports, drinking, and being on MySpace. Or any combination of the three. Tonigh...
Posted by MIKE MARTIN on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 12:39:00 PST