The Story Behind The Douchebag Rosario Dawson |
Most of you know...that in complete darkness I sometimes look like rosario dawson. Or so im told...by drunk people in the dark. They think I am her....which is a weird distinction to make....
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:42:00 PST |
Why is my life, My life is why. |
WHY WHY WHY?!Maybe Im a 5 year old. No....I am a 5 year old in a lot of ways. Im certain of it.Im gonna go maybe start a fight right now...and maybe....light some fireworks in my neighbors window.Suno...
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:25:00 PST |
RESET for Miss Boozie |
There is something wrong here. I spent yesterday wallowing in self loathing, crying my fucking eyes out for 4 hours wishing to die for the most stupid reason, and scaring my friends and mom halfway to...
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 08:56:00 PST |
Why peasant skirts are a sign of danger.... |
As much as I dont make an effort to see other girls asses, the boho-chic glittery flowy fuckin skirts that a lot of chicks have been wearing lately is fucking scary. there are socio-econonomic ties t...
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 07:19:00 PST |
Im awake!! |
I burnt my own ass again. I humped my camera and one of my stuffed animals. Im pretty sure both my cats are human. I spoon fully clothed with total strangers.
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Youve got to be fucking kidding me!!! |
OK, If i were the pope and/or Jesus Christ, the LAST fucking place I would chose to make myself known from the great beyond is from a fucking air vent in fucking MONTEREY PARK!!!!
not to undermine ...
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I burnt my crotch!!! DAMN!!! |
It was karma again! I was driving behind some snail driver at school and was smoking a cigarette, and was far too busy complaining about this guy to realize the glowiing ash at the end of my cigarrett...
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I HAVE BURNT MY OWN ASS!!!!! |
Lord have mercy. Maybe This is the prelude to the Lake of Fire that my soul is going to be cast in when I die. Im thinking of mending my evil ways....I think not.
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Woolen World has just been washed on HOT!!!!.... |
because it is DAMN small!!!! Running into high school peeps rocks my world. Its so hilarious how you talk to a few people, then a few more, then a few more after that, and some random people youd neve...
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!!! Awwww. |
Posted by Douche McLovin (No Randoms) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
