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About Me

my only interest is lubricant and crackers. if you would like to talk about lube and crackers, please let me know! P.S. I'm Dynamite!CHECK OUT MA GURL HEDI MONTAG'S NEW VIDEO!!!!! ITS FIYAH!!!! YEAH!! I SPELT IT WRONG! WUT?!

My Interests

going out too much, looking at myself as much as possible( this includes purposely walking by things that reflect so i can look at myself), sidekicking while driving, thinking that today will honestly be the day i clean my room and keep it clean, not being naked ever,listening to the same songs over and over, spilling things, wishing i never had to shower, hating text messaging but doing it more than most,not crying ever, always wondering how i get too drunk,being nice but having everyone think im a prick, and swearing britney will make her comeback!

I'd like to meet:

Gwen Stefani again,Aubrey O'Day, and Jesus so i can make fun of how much taller i would be then him. Everyone knows what a midget Jesus was...I ONLY ADD PEOPLE I KNOW SO IF I DONT KNOW YOU DONT ADD ME PLEASE. NO UNDERAGE SCENE GIRLS FROM OHIO OR GILBERT AND SHIT PLZ THX.

My Blog

I never thought you could do this to ME.....

SYDNEY SUBLETT! You told me you only popped that pussy on the floor for yours truely.....Im appalled to realize im not the only Jew in your life. In due time I may find a new Amazon Nigress...
Posted by Clitty Litter on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 07:35:00 PST

2006

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before? -I did a whole lot of things in 2006 that I had never done before- went to a bar legally, went to mexico, admitted some secrets, my life is com...
Posted by Clitty Litter on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 06:07:00 PST

December 7th 2006- the day of a new beginning

today is the weirdest day of my life. i have no idea how to put it into words. things can only get a little worse before they get a lot better.weirdestdayever
Posted by Clitty Litter on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 05:06:00 PST

Sweet Escape Day!

today is a day i get not but every few years. when a gwen stefani or no doubt cd leaks and I listen and my life makes sense! the sweet escape is going to blow up and change lives. Its stupid but no do...
Posted by Clitty Litter on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 01:42:00 PST

Check out this event: Craig M. Rubin's 21st BDAY PARTAY

Hosted By: Craig RubinWhen: Saturday Jul 29, 2006 at 10:30 PMWhere: Kristin and bobbys house!tucson, AL 85719USDescription:Craig Rubin Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Clitty Litter on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 04:12:00 PST

2005

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?-met Gwen Stefani, id say thats important2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?-i never keep them bu...
Posted by Clitty Litter on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:59:00 PST

sureal life is so sureal man

Me Kyle and Dmitri just got back from the greek place it was so bodatious!!! the ran is beautiful and so are my friends and my life im loving it, Micky D style!!! yayayyayayayyyy xoxoxo Cr...
Posted by Clitty Litter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what the hell?!

i can't believe im drunk off one glass of wine
Posted by Clitty Litter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST