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Joel Ryan Holt

Word to yo' moms, I came to drop bombs

About Me

I'm honest, adventurous, curious, intelligent, loyal, humorous, friendly, loving, fun to be around, lively, passionate, and kind. At least, I think so.

My Interests

I like a lot of things. Music and people are probably at the top of the list.What do I not like? Ignorance, dishonesty, and thievery. And Nickelback.

I'd like to meet:

this amazing midget right here. maybe the Indian Michael Jackson guy with all the kids on the bed can tell me where to find him.

Music:

I say the Beatles is the best band of all time.

Movies:

I like scary movies to scare me, but they almost never do.

Television:

"The Simpsons" is my favorite show.

Books:

My favorite book is "The Catcher in the Rye".

Heroes:

Me. I mean, have you ever met me? Damn!

My Blog

Link to video of me tasing a whole band

thats right. i tased them all (racism's gay) during their last song when we played together at velvet jones in santa barbara on feb 11 they have the video on their myspace Joelbert Rules Your Mom's Fa...
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:46:00 PST

FREE SHOW/PARTY: ATFEH, HI-FIGHTER'S DEBUT, KEGS

"CHIO 2006"Friday, July 28th, 2006 ... that's in 10 days, nukkuhs be there at 7:30 PM 2051 S. Helen Ave.Ontario, CA 91762 A Thorn for Every HeartHi-Fighter's debut showplus special secret guests multi...
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:34:00 PST

BIG BEAR SUMMER '05 by Lauren

BIG BEAR BLOG by Lauren
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:51:00 PST

Dave Chappelle, Jay & Silent Bob, and more PICS

So I was cleaning my room (this is like the Cubs winning the World Series), and I was looking through my 42,378,311 pictures, and I thought I'd throw some cool ones up here.   At a Transplants vi...
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BAMBOOZLE w/pics

So this past weekend I went to the Bamboozle Festival in Asbury Park, New Jersey, and it just might have been one of the best weekends in my life . . . Once again, we made the trip to the Adventure...
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HALLOWEEN * BATJOEL * PICS BIATCH

So for Halloween, I threw together the greatest costume at the last minute - BatJoel, with a super-endowed pubic region. Haha. I actually bought the mask at a swap meet a few years ago while on a fiel...
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so, MTV called me the other day . . .

MTV called me out of the blue and said they would like me to come down and audition for a new dating show they have coming out this spring/summer . . . so i went down to the studio on friday morning a...
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Inglewood!! story w/ pics

so . . . i was about to go to bed thursday night after a long three-day week of work and school, but then i get a call on the BatJoel Phone. friends are in trouble and need protection . . . veronica ...
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Vegas, Baby! (as told by Kathleen w/ pics)

my real life (and myspace) buddy kathleen did a nice lil photo guide to our trip to vegas. good shit. Kathleen's Vegas Blog...
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Worst Day EVER

i had the worst day of my life today. or at least in my top 3 worst days ah man . . . so i stay up till 5am doing homework for my first class, which im supposed to wake up for at 6am. the wind k...
Posted by Joel Ryan Holt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST