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J Rizzle Fo Shizzle M.F.

~*Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time...*~

About Me


I WANNA BE JACK FM'S ORDINARY LISTENER OF THE DAY SUCKA!!!
...HI...I'M JESSICA...
I love lamp...
I am quite a perfectionist and a total school nerd...but I know how to have a good time...I swearssssss it...
I'm afraid of the music from Unsolved Mysteries...I will run...
I am never...ever on time...it's in my genes...sorry...
I don't like when people smell like onions or B.O. or cat poop....and then they come and stand next to me...
I love love love rice...any kind of rice...I want to throw a rice party someday...everyone brings some side dish of rice...it's amazing...
I don't like green candy...it tastes like pinesol...
I don't like when people touch my feet...
No...I don't want to touch your feet either...weirdo...
When I get scared...I run in place...
I can't stand the smell of the food heaters at catered events...the smell is horrible...yuck...
One of my worst fears...is that there is food in my teeth...
That Wonder Bread Factory smell that everyone loves...yeah...I hate it...
I can't stand rolling up the vacuum cord...
I like to sing...even if I don't know the words...stick around...I might freestyle...
Does anyone else think Paris Hilton looks like a bird...???
...Some of the Most Amazing People In My Life...Be Jealous...Be Really Jealous...

My Interests



*Beer*
*Shoes*
*Rice*
*Being Random*
*The Mind and Whatever May Come Along With It...I'll Pick Your Brain...Just Give Me a Chance*
*Psychology*
*The Complete Spectrum of the color GREEN*
*Lots and Lots and Lots of Del Taco Mild Sauce*
*Tater Tots and Ranch Dressing*
*Hanging Out With Friends*
*Compassion and Honesty*
*Nice Teeth*
*White Chocolate Mochas and Swedish Berry Iced Tea*
*Fun Fetti Cupcakes*
*Jokes That Make You Laugh Days, Months, Even Years Later*
*My Where's Waldo Socks*
*Listening to Music*
*Dippin-Dots*
*Oversized Cats*
*Going to Shows*
*Traditions*
*Sporting Events*
*USC Football*
*Dental Floss*
*Laying Out*
*The Movies*
*Beef Jerky*
*The River, Vegas, Laughlin*
*Road Trips*
*Gambling*
*Shopping*
*Amusement Parks*
*Singing*
*Cool Ranch Doritos & Corn Nuts*
*Reciting Movie Lines*
*Drag Racing*
*New Pajamas*
*Golfing*
*Being By Myself*
*Thunder & Lightning Storms*
*The Sound of Wind*
*Dark Hair*
*Chocolate Chip Cookies w/ Mandy*
*Laughing*
*Surprises*
*Inside Jokes*

I'd like to meet:

~*I want to meet people who laugh at stupid stuff and involve themselves in random activities like I do!!! I respect the randomness...I do! I don't have time for liars or untrustworthy, shady peeps up in my life! Get away...NOW!!! I don't like people who have to be entertained or act fake like they are better than everyone else. You're not. I like people who are real...and people who are REAL funny. If you can make me laugh...frickin' awesome. You definitely won't get a 2nd interview if you do not have a sense of humor...it's mandatory. I get along with goofballs...I myself am one. I try to like everyone until you give me a reason not to. Being a nice person is always a plus. I don't hang out with a-holes! I won't...I can't...So pretty much it's like this...like me back or hit the road sucka fish!!!

...Oh...who would I like to meet??? Imogen Heap...she's amazing...Anthony Green...Jared Leto...Dane Cook...Nick Swardson...Will Ferrell...Angelina Jolie...Natalie Portman...Nelly Furtado because she is the only famous portuguese person I know of ha ha...Chris Richardson so we can get married already jeez...the cast from The Showzen...all my favorite bands...your mom...

...This Little Man...The ONLY Thug I know that can rock food on his face and a belt not even hooked to his pants...and look Damn good doing it...

...the kids got amazing teeth...what can I say...I'm proud...

Music:

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...I have an Undying Love for 80's Music, Guns N Roses, and Fleetwood Mac as well as...

A Static Lullaby
*A Thorn For Every Heart*
*Acceptance*
ACDC
AFI
Alexisonfire
*Anberlin*
*Anthony Green*
*Armor for Sleep*
As Cities Burn
As I Lay Dying
At The Drive-In
*Augustana*
Bjork
Black Eyed Peas
Blessthefall
Bloc Party
Bob Marley
Brand New
Britney Spears
*Cartel*
*Chiodos*
*Circa Survive*
Coldplay
Coheed & Cambria
*Copeland*
Cursive
Daft Punk
Dave Matthews Band
*Emery*
The Faint
Fergie
Flee The Seen
*The Format*
The Fray
*From Autumn to Ashes*
Frou Frou
Funeral For a Friend
George Winston
*Glass Candy*
Head Automatica
He Is Legend
High and Driving
*Hopefield*
Imogen Heap
*John Mayer*
Journey
Justin Timberlake
The Killers
Lower Definition
Madonna
*Mae*
The Mars Volta
Massive Attack
*Metallica* (Old)
*Minus the Bear*
*Motion City Soundtrack*
*Mute Math*
My Chemical Romance
Name Taken
Nelly Furtado
No Doubt(Old)
*Panic! At the Disco*
Paramore
*Pistolita*
Postal Service
Prince
*The Recieving End of Sirens*
Rufio
*Saosin*
*Saves the Day*
*Scary Kids Scaring Kids*
Senses Fail
*Silverstein*
*The Sound of Animals Fighting*
Stevie Nicks
Sublime
Taking Back Sunday
*Tall as Lions*
Thrice
*Thursday*
Tom Petty
*Tori Amos*
*Underoath*
The Used
Classic Rock
Expirimental
Indie
Hardcore
Emo/Screamo
Trance
and even a little country

Movies:

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Garden State
The Holiday
Anchor Man
Austin Powers Movies
Knocked Up
The Pursuit of Happiness
Blades of Glory
Braveheart
V for Vendetta
Wedding Crashers
Crash
Manic
Rent
Grandma's Boy
Dumb & Dumber
10 Things I Hate About You
Staying Alive
Closer
Rudy
The Goonies
Beetlejuice
Jackass The Movie
The Wedding Date
Shreck
Finding Nemo
Love Actually
The Notebook
Serendipity
A Walk to Remember
Crazy Beautiful
Pretty In Pink
The Lost Boys
Nat. Lampoon's X-Mas Vacation
50 First Dates
Along Came Polly
Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
Labrynth
Donnie Darko
Girl Interupted
The Breakfast Club
Flight of the Navigator
Boys on the Side
Shall We Dance
Mad Love

Television:

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American Idol
The Bachelor
Steven's Untitled Rock Show
Wonder Showzen
MXC
Rob and Big
The Office
Friends
The Simpsons
Will & Grace
Jack Ass
Dawson's Creek
Felicity
The Real O.C.:Laguna Beach
The Hills
Conan O'Brien
Jay Leno
Pee Wee's Playhouse
Family Guy
The Daily Show With John Stewart
Real Time With Bill Maher
The Real World
Duel

Books:

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I absolutely LOVE children's books...

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
"And he sailed off through night and day
and in and out of weeks
and almost over a year
to where the wild things are."

Heroes:

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My Siblings...For All Being Unique In Thier Own Ways
Our US Military
Anna Freud
Kinsey

My Blog

"Can I Have 4 Beers?"...

I can't get enough of this video...The Landlord Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by ::you [can't break] me:: on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

My Celebrity Look Alikes...What Do You Think???

...Im not so sure about the whole...Jamie Lynn Spears thing...hmmm...and who's the old lady??? ha ha...these are fun...I didnt get any asian people like kelley ha ha...
Posted by ::you [can't break] me:: on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:58:00 PST