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2 NEW WAFFLES GIRLS!
are YOU one of the new WAFFLES GIRLS ? are YOU the latest MEMBER of the FAMILY OF GENIUSES ? watch the VIDEO below, starring the OFFICIAL w+f GOSSIP girl SIMP ! and find OUT if this is the FIRST day of ur LIFE ... swear you were BORN right in the DOORWAY
W+F NEXT TOP MODEL
the big orange ROCK GUY used to LIVE in our BUILDING but we ain't gonna lie, FANTASTIC 4 pretty much sucked. besides the SPACESHIP of course! so after THINKING about it, we FIGURED why stick with FOUR when we can have FIVE ? yep, we'll picking ONE more GIRL to compete for the CROWN / championship BELT known as WAFFLES+FALAFELS NEXT TOP MODEL soon! so stay TUNED for DETAILS on how to ENTER and in the meantime, watch the AUDITION TAPES and don't forget to SIGN THIS !
BACK IN THE D AY...
we played DOUBLE DUTCH , listened to DESTINY'S CHILD and used to let a KITTY CAT call all the MF shots!! no wonder we DIED that one time... don't BELIEVE a word we're SAYING ? well click that VIDEO below see for YOURSELF just get READY to be SHOCKED and dismayed cuz itz OLD SCHOOL waffles+falafels at its BEST ; the FRESHE ST KIDS , babydaddy GEORGIA , shizzzz even LOVISA THE INTERN 's first day on the JOB ! and its all SEMI-CUTE lolz lolz lolz
THE FAMILY OF GENIUSES ON FACEBOOK!
not getting ENOUGH of the WAFFLES GIRLS on MYSPACE ? well today's ur LUCKY day cuz NOW u can POKE us on the WEBSITE where your GRADE school teachers might HIT on u while u ENGAGE in an online SCRABBLE death match with that KID from down the STREET who used to eat GLUE ! plus NOW u can pet LOVISA the intern's FLUFF FRIEND or be pimped by SARAH MORRISON on the OREGON TRAIL . sound like FUN ? not really? well click HERE and ADD us anyway!
WHO ARE THE M F WAFFLES GIRLS?
some say CLOTHING LINE but we prefer STREET GANG . you say TOMATO , we say TUPAC SHAKUR . but for REAL who the hell are we? click HERE and HERE to get all the DIRT on us, and don't forget to COMMENT on who YOUR favorite WAFFLE S GIRL is! after all, life is a POPULARITY contest isn't it LOLZ .
BUY WAFFLES+FALAFELS RIGHT HURRR
the CLOTHES not the company silly! we have a FEW shirts left, so get em NOW before they're gone FOREVER , and u gotta wear 'ironic' t-shirts for attention- zoinks less that ten UNICORNS left!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

foxy brown, garfield, diplo's mom, YOU !!

My Blog

gangsta or wanksta?

everyone's favorite w+f game is back. yep it's none other than...GANGSTA OR WANKSTA!GANGSTA = GOODWANKSTA = BAD (bad meaning bad not bad meaning good)ask us about anything we'll tell you. for real, we...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:41:00 PST

field trip: coachella

FIELD TRIPPIN THE LIGHT FANTASTICthe big yellow spaceship is getting warmed upthe gang truces have been negotiatedand we've resurrected louis armstrong to soundtrack the whole thingyep that's right;&n...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:21:00 PST

old school waffles+falafels

WHOA THIS IS KINDA OLDwhen this aired mariah carey was still having a nervous breakdown lolzold school waffles+falafels ..1. why is everything digitized?2. are we really just semi-cute? 3....
Posted by waffles+falafels on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:27:00 PST

get on myspace fashion!

we picked the first 2, now it’s time to pick the next 2 girls to compete for the title of WAFFLES+FALAFELS NEXT TOP MODEL! and this time it’s even bigger cuz this time the picks will be re...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:28:00 PST

farewell lovisa

LOVISA THE INTERN is leaving the waffle house for sweden. yep after 2 years of putting up with me: - shoving ice cream cones in her face - making her sleep at rest ...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST

best auditions tapes ever

the competition to become WAFFLES+FALAFELS NEXT TOP MODEL is heating up! here are all of the VIDEO entries so far... we love them! keep ’em coming in!CAYLEY - www.myspace.com/cayleycakes ...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

new waffles girls!!!

the 1st girl selected for WAFFLES+FALAFELS NEXT TOP MODEL is... TIF NIC!!! - www.myspace.com/tiffanyxnicoleAND YES, WE WANT HER COMICS.the 2nd girl selected for WAFFLES+FALAFELS NEXT TOP MODEL is... L...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:09:00 PST

best auditions tapes ever: group edition!

2 is almost always better than 1. even with HUMAN beings.we don’t know when WAFFLES+FALAFLES NEXT TOP MODEL became a team competition but wtf we love it- send more!LYLA+ABIGAEL - www.myspace.com...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:28:00 PST

gotta catch em all

mf britt: why in the heck is lovisa moving to sweden?! waffles: she’s swedish mf britt: what do they even do there? yodel right? swiss yodel ay he hooo! waffles: that’s switzerland nerd mf...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:36:00 PST

how to enter w+f next top model

ENTER WAFFLES+FALAFELS NEXT TOP MODEL NOW!think you can roll with the FAMILY OF GENIUSES? well then get ready because the search for the dopest girl on the planet is officially on... WAFFLES+FALAFELS ...
Posted by waffles+falafels on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 10:56:00 PST