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About Me

I'm weird. I pull my own hair. I like sports. I like hip hop. I have a chipped tooth. I smoke cigarettes. I am a perfect gentleman. I am so funny you can hardly believe it. I can dance. I rock at board games. I am a former Eeyore's Birthday egg toss champion. I drink too much. I have very strong morals that are different than yours. I fucking hate george bush. I am very athletic. I bite my bicep. I love my town. I just want to be loved. I am really smart. I like cold beverages (stick it in the fridge stick it in the fridge stick it in the fridge). I spend money too quickly. I like animals. I hate rude people. I chew with my mouth closed. I can be very thoughtful and attentive, but usually I forget or I'm just not paying attention.....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Honest people. Fun people. Smart people. Creative people. Affectionate people. Understanding people. Open minded people. Industrious people. Reckless people. Drunk people. Daring people. Adventurous people. Fantatical people. Tactile Kinesthetic people. KB people. Insane people. Compulsive people. Tree climbing people. Slacker people. People who named their pets after themselves. Bill and Karolyn Slowski.

Music:

.. .. " "Oh no!" "What's up?" "Woooo!" "YA!" - fucking awesome!

My Blog

Why I Love Sports.

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Posted by justin on Fri, 23 May 2008 06:56:00 PST

R.I.P. Mike, and thank you.

..> Former Oilers/Titans personnel executive Holovak passes away at 88 ..> Holovak worked 18 years with the Oilers/Titans franchise, including five seasons as General Manager......
Posted by justin on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:47:00 PST

say hello

So far ahead of his time... "Killer Inside Me" Written by Mark Griffin Published by NTWK/Household Crow (ASCAP) from the MC 900 Ft. Jesus album Welcome to my Dream ( Nettwerk 1991, W2-30065) p & c...
Posted by justin on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:31:00 PST

Why I love Bill Simmons...

Because he takes the time to answer questions like this - with like 800 words no less. Best...sports...writer...EVER!!! Oh ya, I hate that bitch Jenny... Q: Wondering if you could settle a...
Posted by justin on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:56:00 PST

celebrity look alikes

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by justin on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:43:00 PST

granduer

Am I the only one who's played so many hours of football video games the past two decades that it has warped me into thinking I could absolutely serve as an offensive coordinator for an NFL team? I wa...
Posted by justin on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:58:00 PST

flummoxing

Gerald Ford was a fine American who served the country well in war, in Congress and during his brief presidency. As Dubya said at Monday's memorial, "He belonged to a generation that m...
Posted by justin on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 04:50:00 PST

How do you picture Jesus?

"I like to think of Jesus, like, with giant eagles' wings and singin' lead vocals for Lynard Skynard, with like an angel band, and I'm in the front row, and I'm hammered drunk!" -Cal Naughton, Jr...
Posted by justin on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:43:00 PST

that goddamn cowboy

Of the many moral questions regarding the Iraq War, the one the American political and media systems are not dealing with in any way, shape or form is the number of Iraqi deaths. A few months ago Pres...
Posted by justin on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:18:00 PST

big fat philosophy

We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts, we make the world.-The Buddha
Posted by justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST