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Izzy McFizzy

I am here for Friends

About Me


My Cat likes to Meow. She can probably meow your ass off a cliff.
I'm really, really cool. I'm the coolest coolie coo since cool came to cooltown. really. I wish i could talk on this thing so that you could hear the way i'm laughing! Because you're really missing out. I feel sorry for you. bWaaaaaa!
And now, for the serious stuff. because this is a very serious business. anyone who laughs will be executed. No laughing on this page! see, you're doing it already! ah, i'll let ya go. because i like you. but not like that.
I like rollerskating, I like the beach, and I like rollerskating at the beach. I like zebras and pandas. Especially Zebras, because they are all a bunch of assholes and nobody even knows it. I like playing dice games and card games and board games. I like dive bars and making fun of PiNCHE CABRONES.
I bathe with a rubber ducky. If you're not cool with that, then this just isn't going to work out.
I like wrestling with my friends and bubble baths and pillow fights. I like swimming and sitting on the couch watching movies with someone cool who won't leave any couch space between us.
I Can Stand Up in the Deep End. I like waking up in the morning and not, for the life of me, being able to guess where I might end up that night. I like broken hearts, desperation, and people who are searching for something.
i am also a sea pirate.

My Interests

NPR, My Cat, and Other people's cats and dogs. Pets! Animals! Listening to Loud Music in the Dark. Dancing, Avocados, Candy, Watching Movies and other Performances. Dice. Games of Chance and Skill. Sporks. Making Out. El Matador, El Pescador, Leo Carrillo. Laughing, smiling, crushes, et cetera.
Knitting. Risks. Performance Art. Love. Other kinds of Art. My Cats. Bathing in Music.

I also love photographs of people kissing, especially if they look like they're in Love! I like to look at other cool photographs too!

Making salads that contain walnuts, bleu cheese, slices of rosemary olive loaf, endive, and really juicy tomatoes for homeless guys and listening to their life story while they eat it. Especially when they come by three weeks later just to say thank you!

All my cool friends!

Also Going to Scotland Yard and other cool spots, playing video games about once every three months, and assorted mayhem and good-natured mischief!

I'd like to meet:



People who read The Duchess of Malfi when morbidly depressed.

Crazy and Silly people. Anyone who wants to play secret agents.

People who will sing to me and call me at four in the morning.

Anyone who loves cats. People with dogs. Anyone with an accent.

People who will go rollerskating with me at the beach (or if you want to skateboard while I rollerskate, that's fun too).

Music:

This list has been deleted so that I may rid my self of people who want to be friends with me because I'm into whatever their fucked up idea of "the right" bands are. Wake up and shit something out of your own asshole for once, you fucking lemming.

Movies:

Basquiat, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, 8 1/2, Midnight Cowboy, The Last Picture Show, Anna Christie, Celebrity, Ghost World, Coffee & Cigarettes, Ray, Napoleon Dynamite, New Best Friend, The Smokers, Fight Club, Magnolia, Pulp Fiction, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Boondock Saints, Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Reservoir Dogs, Stand by Me, Wayne's World, Big Lebowski, Rushmore, Waking Life, But I'm a CHEERLeader! Kissing Jessica Stein, Entropy, Better Luck Tomorrow, Trainspotting, The Acid House, Bongwater, Playing Mona Lisa, Jesus' Son
...And that's not the half of it...

Television:

Anything from Paper Tiger, BBCWorld News, The BRAK Show, Home Movies, Mission Hill, Adult Swim in general, 6 Feet Under, The Daily Show, Oblongs, Daria, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Dead Like Me, Sopranos, The Wonder Years, Freaks & Geeks, Futurama, Family Guy (mostly because of Brian and Stuy) The L Word, Gary & Mike, Arrested Development, PBS, Queer as Folk

Books:

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, the electric cool aid acid test, The Motorcycle Diaries, Necromancer, Blood Knot, Notes from the Underground, Ham on Rye, anything from Hunter S. Thompson, Pablo Neruda, or Bukowski, The Bell Jar, Harold and the Purple Crayon, A Light in the Attic, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Horton Hears a Who, The Lorax, Ecstacy Club, The Complete Reference HTML, Catch-22, Atomic Cocktails, Where I'm Calling From, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Fun House, Weirdos From Another Planet!

My Blog

Best Birthday EVER!

Seriously man, I had so much fun and my boyfriend is the hotness. I woke up with a rose next to my pillow and there was a little trail of them leading down to the living room, where there were even mo...
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST

Support Our Troops!

By Natalie Dee...
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Momma Spanked the Gay Out of Me

..>...
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:43:00 PST

hot underwear fresh out of the dryer

You should try it.
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i have a new boyfriend. he just doesn't know it yet.

he will be mine. oh, yes! He Will be Mine! You mark my words. In fact, you better just write them down now, so that you don't forget. You have a tendency to do that sometimes, ya know. Come on! Out wi...
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NOTHING IN THIS HOUSE IS REAL.

TO BE CONTINUED...
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You won't be so arrogant when the police arrive.

my name's Joe, what's yours? Jean-Michelle. Jean-Michelle. What's that, French? Hatian. I'm gonna blow my brains out. Wait a minute. Talk to me. No, I'm gonna take these pills. What kind of pill...
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An actual email from my mother, unedited

We arrived at Kirkwood in our Subaru, which is still under warrantee. We have had to have the left rear bearing replaced twice, and it was making a questionable sound as we arrived. We decided to igno...
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i think we should just be friends part 2

or, "what i really meant to say in part one before i got distracted by... uh... um... nothing."For some reason I find myself in the following conversation, or one that resembles it, far too often:HIM:...
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hi hi puffy ami yumi show!

I discovered this show last night. It is AWESOME! It is totally cute and funny. Yumi is my favorite character. The main characters (Ami and Yumi) are Japanese rock stars, and there are two real girls,...
Posted by Izzy McFizzy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST