I'm a big-time sleeper. After a good night's sleep, I love to take a nap. I also like sitting in Ruel's lap and falling asleep whenever he reads a book or watches TV. I'm a Laker and Raider fan just like Ruel, but can't watch the games with him since he yells at the TV all the time when they're on. He is just too loud to watch a game with! Secretly, I love teams with names like the Lions, Tigers, Jaguars, Panthers, and Bobcats. Other things I like to do are begging for food, laying down on anything that anyone's reading, and following Ruel around.
People who will feed me their leftovers. I prefer chicken, tuna, and turkey, but I also dig tater tots and popcorn. I'm sick of my diet cat food.
I love listening to the birds sing outside. Whenever I hear those beautiful sounds, it makes me want to run outside and gobble up the sucker who's out there. As for my musicial tastes, it's whatever Ruel's listening to at the moment. It scares me when he listens to Tupac, Beethoven, and Hall and Oates in the same day. He just ain't right sometimes.
I don't go to the movies -- some stupid policy about not bringing pets into the theater. But I watch movies with Ruel and his roommates all the time. They always pick the films that involve people gambling, drinking, doing drugs, being in the Mafia, getting shot at, or having sex.
Since Ruel's such a remote hog, I end up watching all of HIS shows: anything to do with poker, sports, or porn. I usually sleep through all of it, anyways.
I'm not much of a reader, but whenever Ruel reads the Sunday paper, I inevitably plop down right on top of it. Something about newsprint that makes my belly feel good.
The Cat in the Hat. And the guy who invented tater tots.