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Gato

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About Me

I am a cross between Chris Farley, Cheech Maron, Eddie Murphy and a bad-ass ninja.
Sometimes I get food stuck to my chin. What? Like you expect me to use a napkin or something?
I hate closed doors. Open, please.
I prefer dresser drawers to be open also, to add to the list of napping location possibilities.
Do not take me to see the vet!!! I turn into this:
I do like to partake in a little nip now and then...

My Interests

Playing solo-soccer, playing fetch, making noise with paper, pawing at mini-blinds, hiding in boxes and bags, pouncing on gift-wrap, waking up my "beans" in the morning to feed me by kneading on their feet or scratching the carpet until they are thoroughly annoyed, stinkin' up the house with my nuclear litter bombs, trying to escape into the backyard where I can eat grass and then come back inside to barf on the carpet, licking myself, sleeping on my back, chasing anything that resembles a string or a ball, playing hide and seek with my "beans", and chasing them around the house...oh, and eating. I love to eat. Please feed me now.

I'd like to meet:

Other cool cats like me! Or anyone who will feed me, or help me to find a successful escape route.

Music:

I like it when my mom sings to me. It makes me purr. I like Cat Stevens and Cat Power. Are you going to feed me or what?

Movies:

Ratatouille - The Lion King - The Adventures of Milo and Otis - The Truth About Cats and Dogs - Babe - Mmm...bacon. I'm starving over here!!!

Books:

Reading materials = napping locations. I enjoy napping on the Dallas Observer.