Everyday Junglist, Artist, Designer, Warrior/Scholar
I was really bored and decided to start with MySpace
to see if there were entertaining women out there. If
you aren't down with Tantra, I can't help you.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Nuwud.
Nuwud doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Nuwud has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Nuwud.
Nuwud does not sleep. He waits.
Nuwud is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Nuwud is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Nuwud counted to infinity - twice.
When Nuwud does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Nuwud is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Nuwud’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Nuwud was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Nuwud can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Nuwud doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Nuwud gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Nuwud can slam a revolving door.
Nuwud does not get frostbite. Nuwud bites frost.
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