SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls

About Me

So. About me. Let's see. I skate with the Cincinnati Rollergirls and love the shit. Roller Derby has given me some of the most awesome bruises and the most amazing friends - give and take I guess! I go out, I drink, I act stupid, and I have a great time. Who's turn is it to get the Jaeger bottle ladies?? I can be a bitch. I will decide within the first 5 minutes of meeting you whether or not I like you. If I don't, you're going to have a hard time changing my opinion - deal with it. I think that everyone should come see the Cincinnati Rollergirls play at the Gardens because its the greatest shit ever and you'll get to come party with us afterwards!Check out www.CincinnatiRollergirls.com to see where you can find us around town!
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My Interests

I'm interested in shit that entertains me...this isn't really hard to do. I love roller derby, kick ass bruises, and knocking bitches down. I love to go out and drink and party and forget about stupid shit that goes on everyday!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet anyone that is not an ass or a douche. If you're a 14 year old druggy pretending to be 27...don't bother. Also...just a hint...if my profile says I'm straight and you send me your naked female pictures...chances are, its just not gonna do much for me so save your time. I'd like to meet other derby biotches because we are the most kick ass group of women that I've ever met! Other than the disclaimer, I'll meet anyone!

Music:

There's really just too many to list... 60s (Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, etc)- 70s (Cher, Fleetwood Mac, etc.) - 80s (Madonna, U2, etc) - Rap (Eminem, Ludacris, Missy Elliot) - World (Celtc Women) - Rock...Punk...Hard Rock - I..'ll listen to anything.... .........even banjos now!

Television:

I'll admit it - I'm a reality TV fanatic. There is just something about watches people make utter and complete fools out of themselves that completely absorbs me!

Books:

This one is as hard as the music...I love books.Harry Potter - I Never Promised You a Rose Garden - Diary of a Schitzophrenic - Someone Else..'s Kids - Tiger..'s Child - One Child - Ghost Girl - Tears of a Tiger - My Sister's Keeper - Me and Emma - Bitch - Prozac Nation - and the list continues...

My Blog

First Public Srimmage....

Last night was the Cincinati Rollergirls first public scrimmage. It was like a dress rehearsal for our first bout on August 13th (remember that date damnit). We all got there around 7:15 a...
Posted by SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:29:00 PST

A Blog For The Demeaning People

If you've ever come in contact with the people I'm talking about, then I feel sorry for you. Let me switch that...I feel sorry for them. I've recently had se...
Posted by SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 02:55:00 PST

Buh Bye Vacation

Vacation was entertaining. Between directions flying out the window, yellow jackets, Christ is Alive, some guy shaving his pubes with my razor in our shower,...
Posted by SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:46:00 PST

Vacation!!!

I'M LEAVING ON VACATION IN.......15 MINUTES! I am so excited! I have not had a real vacation is FOREVER... like seriously a few years. I've had some weekend get-a-ways, but nothing more th...
Posted by SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:50:00 PST

Shit...

Why can't shit ever just go right? even if its just for a little bit. Everything always has to be so fucked up all the time. I got my eviction notice from the shittiest apartments fucking ...
Posted by SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:44:00 PST

Owwwwww...

Owww....I hate being a girl! I swear theres some sort of little animal inside me clawing at my organs. I love telling my supervisor the reason why I keep running to the bathroom to pu...
Posted by SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls on Mon, 08 May 2006 02:06:00 PST

Apts -- Never move here

NEVER EVER MOVE INTO THESE APTS.! Last night I spent 3 hours calling the emergency maintenence number because my key was stuck in my door and it wouldn't lock, let alone shut. Umm...C...
Posted by SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:37:00 PST

Fuckin Job.

MY JOB FUCKIN SUCKS!
Posted by SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:07:00 PST

Unwritten Rules for MySpace

These got passed over to me in a bulletin -- 11 Unwritten Fuckin Rules for MySpace -- 1. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model po...
Posted by SisTa SacRaliCiouS + Cincinnati Rollergirls on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 08:08:00 PST